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[bubosquared]

Tonight on BBC1: The Iceman Murder. What it actually is: a programme about OTZI and the likely causes of his death. What I first thought it was: Robert Drake, PI. Or possibly Detective Robert Drake, NYPD.

I need help. Like, urgently.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooooh Jubilee in a suit. *eyes glaze over*

But why would Jean-Paul need to rent^* hire him?

* ehehehehe wrong au there

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Guuuh.

Um. Famous, out sports star, speaking out against AIDS...getting death threats? Needs a 'round the clock gaurd?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Why am I suddenly hearding Whitney Houston music?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...*facepalm*

Okay, maybe he could hire them to find his sister?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say that was a bad thing!

... Ooooooh! *shiny eyes* Hm, yesyesyes scenes taking place in my hea--HEY! WHAT GIVES? WHY IS THIS BUNNY DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Because it likes you?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

THE FEELIONG IS NOT MUTUAL!

hello, police? i'm being stalked by a crazy bunn--hello?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Aww, but it's so cute! Come on, you know you want to. :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, at some point I have to stop writing AUs and start writing nearer-canon fanfic for these two, you know?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...You do?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*firmly* Yes.

(Or I cuold just write all the cliche/classic AUs. That could work. Hm, vampire AU ...)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bah! Canon sorta totally sucks right now.

(Ooo! Yes! Mmm, biting and sucking and mysteriousness and cool clothes and this could totally work. Though the phrase 'Canadian vampire' makes me giggle like crazy.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

This is true, and it may explain my rabid AU tendencies.

("Canadian vampire" makes me think "politest vampire ever." ("Pardon me, may I please extract some blood from your neck?") Although vampire!Jean-Paul would be even more haughty and would carefully pick the best-looking men to feed from and mmmmmmmm. Blood. Sucking. Sorry, was I talking?)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

*nod* Damn you, Austen!

(Hee! That's it, yeah. And he'd try to resist Bobby because Bobby isn't up to his standards but he, I dunno, smells really good or something.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

("Hm, I think I'll keep you around in case I get hungry for a light snack or something."

"... What, I'm *leftovers*?"

"Yes.")

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

(Hee! Or like, microwave popcorn.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *sulk*

Jean-Paul: "Stop that, you'll spoil your taste. What there is of it, that is."

Bobby: *SULK*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *sigh* "This is why I never eat American..."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! "I hate junk food." And then once he's fed, Bobby's all "If I promise to eat properly and taste good, will you do that again?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Maybe." *thinks about fitting Bobby for a collar and leash, or maybe a big 'MINE' sign*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Like you'd label your food in a shared flat fridge. ("Aurora, stay away from the boy. I told you to keep your hands off my leftovers!" And then tugs Bobby around by the leash.)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "I am not leftovers, dammit!"

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Perhaps not. You are, however, a tasty midnight snack." *pulls him closer by the leash*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "...Guuh."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And Bobby would totally whinge at Jean-Paul to turn him.