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[bubosquared]

Tonight on BBC1: The Iceman Murder. What it actually is: a programme about OTZI and the likely causes of his death. What I first thought it was: Robert Drake, PI. Or possibly Detective Robert Drake, NYPD.

I need help. Like, urgently.

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[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Your brain is just Crazy AU Central, isn't it?

Bobby: *sherlock hat*

Also, wheeee icon!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

CLEARLYOMGHELP!

*steals Bobby's hat, uses it to swat at the bunnies*

(Mmm, Bobby in a suit. Or better yet: in a uniform!)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Why would I help? I <like your AUs!

(Yes! And Jubilee can be his partner. And Northstar's the rich client.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooooh Jubilee in a suit. *eyes glaze over*

But why would Jean-Paul need to rent^* hire him?

* ehehehehe wrong au there

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Guuuh.

Um. Famous, out sports star, speaking out against AIDS...getting death threats? Needs a 'round the clock gaurd?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Why am I suddenly hearding Whitney Houston music?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...*facepalm*

Okay, maybe he could hire them to find his sister?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say that was a bad thing!

... Ooooooh! *shiny eyes* Hm, yesyesyes scenes taking place in my hea--HEY! WHAT GIVES? WHY IS THIS BUNNY DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Because it likes you?

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA That's cool, man.

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Hey, if Jamie Madrox can do it, why not Bobby?

[sandrine]

*snickers* With Remy as our hero's shadowy, bad boy source? :P

[thawrecka]

Dude, Bobby as a detective would be fabulously silly. I would totally pay to see that.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking Bobby in a suit and fedora, and why is that hot, dammit? Also, why is this pairing so rife with AU bunnies? WHY?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oi! You! No feeding the bunny! *shakes fist*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Please to not encourage the bunny, yes? *glower*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... No pun intended? :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

THE FEELIONG IS NOT MUTUAL!

hello, police? i'm being stalked by a crazy bunn--hello?

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[sandrine]

Sorry. *looks meek and guilty and thinks of Bobby meeting Remy in dark alleys to get... er, information*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Aww, but it's so cute! Come on, you know you want to. :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, at some point I have to stop writing AUs and start writing nearer-canon fanfic for these two, you know?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Stop thaaaaaat!

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...You do?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*firmly* Yes.

(Or I cuold just write all the cliche/classic AUs. That could work. Hm, vampire AU ...)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bah! Canon sorta totally sucks right now.

(Ooo! Yes! Mmm, biting and sucking and mysteriousness and cool clothes and this could totally work. Though the phrase 'Canadian vampire' makes me giggle like crazy.)