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[bubosquared]

Tonight on BBC1: The Iceman Murder. What it actually is: a programme about OTZI and the likely causes of his death. What I first thought it was: Robert Drake, PI. Or possibly Detective Robert Drake, NYPD.

I need help. Like, urgently.

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[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Because it likes you?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

THE FEELIONG IS NOT MUTUAL!

hello, police? i'm being stalked by a crazy bunn--hello?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Aww, but it's so cute! Come on, you know you want to. :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, at some point I have to stop writing AUs and start writing nearer-canon fanfic for these two, you know?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...You do?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*firmly* Yes.

(Or I cuold just write all the cliche/classic AUs. That could work. Hm, vampire AU ...)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bah! Canon sorta totally sucks right now.

(Ooo! Yes! Mmm, biting and sucking and mysteriousness and cool clothes and this could totally work. Though the phrase 'Canadian vampire' makes me giggle like crazy.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

This is true, and it may explain my rabid AU tendencies.

("Canadian vampire" makes me think "politest vampire ever." ("Pardon me, may I please extract some blood from your neck?") Although vampire!Jean-Paul would be even more haughty and would carefully pick the best-looking men to feed from and mmmmmmmm. Blood. Sucking. Sorry, was I talking?)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

*nod* Damn you, Austen!

(Hee! That's it, yeah. And he'd try to resist Bobby because Bobby isn't up to his standards but he, I dunno, smells really good or something.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

("Hm, I think I'll keep you around in case I get hungry for a light snack or something."

"... What, I'm *leftovers*?"

"Yes.")

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

(Hee! Or like, microwave popcorn.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *sulk*

Jean-Paul: "Stop that, you'll spoil your taste. What there is of it, that is."

Bobby: *SULK*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *sigh* "This is why I never eat American..."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! "I hate junk food." And then once he's fed, Bobby's all "If I promise to eat properly and taste good, will you do that again?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Maybe." *thinks about fitting Bobby for a collar and leash, or maybe a big 'MINE' sign*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Like you'd label your food in a shared flat fridge. ("Aurora, stay away from the boy. I told you to keep your hands off my leftovers!" And then tugs Bobby around by the leash.)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "I am not leftovers, dammit!"

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Perhaps not. You are, however, a tasty midnight snack." *pulls him closer by the leash*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "...Guuh."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And Bobby would totally whinge at Jean-Paul to turn him.

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

He would! All "Why do you get to have all the fun?".

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And Jean-Paul would be all "Being unable to go out into the sun is not "fun". And living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be, either."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

And Bobby waves it off "I burn in the sun anyway. And if we live forever TOGETHER it won't suck!"

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And Jean-Paul laughs a little bitterly and asks if Bobby expects him to believe he'd stay with Jean-Paul forever, because even Aurora can't put up with him all the time, and she's his sister!

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

And Bobby frowns a bit because, hey! And says he has the added bonus of sleeping with Jean-Paul. Also, totally in love with you here, you doofus. You think I let everyone suck my blood?