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[bubosquared]

Tonight on BBC1: The Iceman Murder. What it actually is: a programme about OTZI and the likely causes of his death. What I first thought it was: Robert Drake, PI. Or possibly Detective Robert Drake, NYPD.

I need help. Like, urgently.

Comments

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Your brain is just Crazy AU Central, isn't it?

Bobby: *sherlock hat*

Also, wheeee icon!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

CLEARLYOMGHELP!

*steals Bobby's hat, uses it to swat at the bunnies*

(Mmm, Bobby in a suit. Or better yet: in a uniform!)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Why would I help? I <like your AUs!

(Yes! And Jubilee can be his partner. And Northstar's the rich client.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooooh Jubilee in a suit. *eyes glaze over*

But why would Jean-Paul need to rent^* hire him?

* ehehehehe wrong au there

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Guuuh.

Um. Famous, out sports star, speaking out against AIDS...getting death threats? Needs a 'round the clock gaurd?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Why am I suddenly hearding Whitney Houston music?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...*facepalm*

Okay, maybe he could hire them to find his sister?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say that was a bad thing!

... Ooooooh! *shiny eyes* Hm, yesyesyes scenes taking place in my hea--HEY! WHAT GIVES? WHY IS THIS BUNNY DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Because it likes you?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

THE FEELIONG IS NOT MUTUAL!

hello, police? i'm being stalked by a crazy bunn--hello?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Aww, but it's so cute! Come on, you know you want to. :D

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA That's cool, man.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... No pun intended? :D

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. *G*

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Hey, if Jamie Madrox can do it, why not Bobby?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Please to not encourage the bunny, yes? *glower*

[sandrine]

*snickers* With Remy as our hero's shadowy, bad boy source? :P

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oi! You! No feeding the bunny! *shakes fist*

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[sandrine]

Sorry. *looks meek and guilty and thinks of Bobby meeting Remy in dark alleys to get... er, information*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Stop thaaaaaat!

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[sandrine]

Stop what? *looks innocent and wonders how Bobby would reward his source for all the information* :P

[thawrecka]

Dude, Bobby as a detective would be fabulously silly. I would totally pay to see that.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking Bobby in a suit and fedora, and why is that hot, dammit? Also, why is this pairing so rife with AU bunnies? WHY?

[thawrecka]

I have no idea why that's hot, but it totally is. I think that pairing needs the AU bunnies 'cause the canon is so crack addled.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Mmmmyes. Sohot. And so true about the AU bunnies, too. *kicks Austen* Though Millar seems to be doing decently so far.