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Greetings, humans. I am Lola the Wondercat! My human has succumbed to sleep like the weak creature she is, and I am now Lady and Misstress of this computer. Muahahahaha!
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I want tuna. And a new mouse-on-a-spring. You will all bring me tuna. You will not inform my human that I chewed on the phone wire.
Did I mention you should bring me tuna?
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*tackles the cat*
I want my boy-crazy lesbian!
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She is asleep, human. And you are no macth for my whammy-powers.
Now bring me tuna!
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(No, wait ...)
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o.O
Melle, you've adopted a Sith Kitty and you didn't TELL ME?! *squee!*
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Did you bring tuna?
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Aww, you're so cute. *gives tuna*
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Success!
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*worships, leaves offerings of tuna*
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At last!
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*leaves even more offerings of tuna*
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Perhaps i should get my own journal as well ...
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Hi Lola!
Finnegan's journal is fun too but our human won't friendify him because she's afraid Finnegan's human won't be able to handle her slashy habitat.
We recommend books by Sneaky Pie Brown (Rita Mae Brown's cat). Sneaky Pie and her other cat and dogs friends solve mysteries for their mom. They're cool.
Hope to see you on the journal again sometime!
Driz and Ink
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Re: Hi Lola!
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Our human isn't sane
You can come over and play sometime if you want, Lola.
(Drizzle whispers: we also hear we may be getting a little sister someday soon, so there will be three! Mom only likes an all female household...)
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Okay, I can't afford to buy anything right now, let alone tuna. All I can offer is bottled water, how's that?
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::drops to her knees and begs to be allowed the privilege of scratching behind Lola's ears::
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i will send tuna and mousie with your human's boybandy goodness. i will i will.
and squee! you are named Lola! Is my nickname (Lois Lane). yaaay
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If so, I shall gladly take your offering.
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It is indeed
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Why did you chew on the phone wire?
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Do not question cats, human. You would regret it.