At last!

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Greetings, humans. I am Lola the Wondercat! My human has succumbed to sleep like the weak creature she is, and I am now Lady and Misstress of this computer. Muahahahaha!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

I want tuna. And a new mouse-on-a-spring. You will all bring me tuna. You will not inform my human that I chewed on the phone wire.

Did I mention you should bring me tuna?

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Hi Lola!

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Drizzle and Inkling here; you can share our tuna.

Finnegan's journal is fun too but our human won't friendify him because she's afraid Finnegan's human won't be able to handle her slashy habitat.

We recommend books by Sneaky Pie Brown (Rita Mae Brown's cat). Sneaky Pie and her other cat and dogs friends solve mysteries for their mom. They're cool.

Hope to see you on the journal again sometime!

Driz and Ink

Re: Hi Lola!

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Do not worry, human. I will be return on a regular basis. My human is not sane, and easily distracted. I have no trouble usurping this thing.

Our human isn't sane

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either but she's always been nice to us, so we don't really have anything to complain about. She brings us dirty horse blankets for us to sleep on (we *love* dirty horse blankets - they smell so interesting!), and lets us get high on catnip and sometimes after lights out, she takes out her lazer light so we can chase the red dot all over the place. We have a cool human.

You can come over and play sometime if you want, Lola.

(Drizzle whispers: we also hear we may be getting a little sister someday soon, so there will be three! Mom only likes an all female household...)