At last!

[bubosquared]

Greetings, humans. I am Lola the Wondercat! My human has succumbed to sleep like the weak creature she is, and I am now Lady and Misstress of this computer. Muahahahaha!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

I want tuna. And a new mouse-on-a-spring. You will all bring me tuna. You will not inform my human that I chewed on the phone wire.

Did I mention you should bring me tuna?

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Our human isn't sane

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either but she's always been nice to us, so we don't really have anything to complain about. She brings us dirty horse blankets for us to sleep on (we *love* dirty horse blankets - they smell so interesting!), and lets us get high on catnip and sometimes after lights out, she takes out her lazer light so we can chase the red dot all over the place. We have a cool human.

You can come over and play sometime if you want, Lola.

(Drizzle whispers: we also hear we may be getting a little sister someday soon, so there will be three! Mom only likes an all female household...)