At last!

[bubosquared]

Greetings, humans. I am Lola the Wondercat! My human has succumbed to sleep like the weak creature she is, and I am now Lady and Misstress of this computer. Muahahahaha!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

I want tuna. And a new mouse-on-a-spring. You will all bring me tuna. You will not inform my human that I chewed on the phone wire.

Did I mention you should bring me tuna?

Comments

[breathlessgin.livejournal.com]

I'll give you tuna......

*tackles the cat*
I want my boy-crazy lesbian!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bah!

She is asleep, human. And you are no macth for my whammy-powers.

Now bring me tuna!

Re:

[breathlessgin.livejournal.com]

No.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bring me tuna or bring me death!

(No, wait ...)

[larean.livejournal.com]

Just like My Apprentice to name her kitten Lola ...

o.O

Melle, you've adopted a Sith Kitty and you didn't TELL ME?! *squee!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

There is no Melle here, only Lola.

Did you bring tuna?

[larean.livejournal.com]

Your Sith Kitty mind tricks don't work on me! I *did* have a can of tuna here, too ...

Aww, you're so cute. *gives tuna*

Success!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Humans are weak.

[vacate.livejournal.com]

aww! you are just so precious!

*worships, leaves offerings of tuna*

At last!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thank you, human. You will be spared.

[vacate.livejournal.com]

woo! i'm spared!

*leaves even more offerings of tuna*

[kezzyau.livejournal.com]

Hello, Lola. Have you met Finnegan? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/finnegan/). Not only is he a kitty like you, but he has his very own LiveJournal.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Intrigueing.

Perhaps i should get my own journal as well ...

Hi Lola!

[icanreadyourmnd.livejournal.com]

Drizzle and Inkling here; you can share our tuna.

Finnegan's journal is fun too but our human won't friendify him because she's afraid Finnegan's human won't be able to handle her slashy habitat.

We recommend books by Sneaky Pie Brown (Rita Mae Brown's cat). Sneaky Pie and her other cat and dogs friends solve mysteries for their mom. They're cool.

Hope to see you on the journal again sometime!

Driz and Ink

Re: Hi Lola!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Do not worry, human. I will be return on a regular basis. My human is not sane, and easily distracted. I have no trouble usurping this thing.

Our human isn't sane

[icanreadyourmnd.livejournal.com]

either but she's always been nice to us, so we don't really have anything to complain about. She brings us dirty horse blankets for us to sleep on (we *love* dirty horse blankets - they smell so interesting!), and lets us get high on catnip and sometimes after lights out, she takes out her lazer light so we can chase the red dot all over the place. We have a cool human.

You can come over and play sometime if you want, Lola.

(Drizzle whispers: we also hear we may be getting a little sister someday soon, so there will be three! Mom only likes an all female household...)

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Okay, I can't afford to buy anything right now, let alone tuna. All I can offer is bottled water, how's that?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Very well, human. I suppose bottled water is at least better than this tap water crap I'm being fed.

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

Yay -- so, I'll be spared now, right? I brought some shredded chicken as well ...

::drops to her knees and begs to be allowed the privilege of scratching behind Lola's ears::

[loislane11228.livejournal.com]

i will send tuna and mousie with your human's boybandy goodness. i will i will.

and squee! you are named Lola! Is my nickname (Lois Lane). yaaay

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Another Lola! I like you, human. I think I shall keep you.

[dine.livejournal.com]

Dear Lola; it seems as if lots of people were bringing tuna, so here's a mouse-on-a-spring. Has your human introduced you to the wonders of catnip? Here's a sample - the first one is free.

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

Good job, Dine, get Melle's kitty hooked...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Catnip, eh? Would I be correct in assuming this is the feline equivalent of this "crack" my human speaks of?

If so, I shall gladly take your offering.

It is indeed

[dine.livejournal.com]

I think you'll love it - my own cats are addicted.

[safti]

Yes, you did. *hands over a can of tuna* I may be weak, but I also am owned by three cats. Any resolve I had disappeared years ago.

Why did you chew on the phone wire?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Do not question cats, human. You would regret it.