At last!

[bubosquared]

Greetings, humans. I am Lola the Wondercat! My human has succumbed to sleep like the weak creature she is, and I am now Lady and Misstress of this computer. Muahahahaha!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

I want tuna. And a new mouse-on-a-spring. You will all bring me tuna. You will not inform my human that I chewed on the phone wire.

Did I mention you should bring me tuna?

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[safti]

Yes, you did. *hands over a can of tuna* I may be weak, but I also am owned by three cats. Any resolve I had disappeared years ago.

Why did you chew on the phone wire?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Do not question cats, human. You would regret it.