Finally!

Um

If anyone sent me any email that they need an urgent resonse to, please redirect to badevilgrrl@hotmail.com, as my femgeeks addy seems to be whacked again. Dammit. >_<

Hopefully, no one's feedbacked Sin off-list, or if they have, I hope I can actually get it once Andre fixes whatever's wrong with the mail/

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Kernuffle: *... throbs?* (WTF do kernuffles do?)
Melle: "Eeep!" *attempts to steer clear, succeeds apart from small brush-by* "Phew."
ChrisPuppet: "Yay!"

From now on, I will write at least 50 words each day. More if I can. And the ext thing I'm starting on will be chapter two of the Shintaid because dammit, three years is too fucking long to be still on chapter one of a novel!

My New Year's Resolution was to finish the following:

• "Prison" bunny (Done!)
• Girl!Metallica?
• Yenta!Aaron JuNi;
• Slut!Fic -- GnR/Metallica crossover;
• At least half of The Game;
• IThe vast majority of the IRA!U2 story;
• At least five more stories in the Strange Love universe;
• Get up the Shintaid on a weekly shedule of 1,000 words;

So, yeah. Must grow some discipline.

Stolen from half my friends list

( Survey! )

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Er, cliokat? The dolphin thing? It's spreading! Look what I found in this month's Q Magazine:

Help meeeeeee!

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20.Must not taunt the French any more.
23.Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
25.Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
29.The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
31.Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
32.Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
33.Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34.(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.
57.The proper response to a lawful order is not 'Why?'
58.The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
79.I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.
87.If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
107.Must not mock command decisions in front of the press.
114.I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.
129.The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
142.'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT.
158.The revolution is not now.
171.On training missions, try not to shoot down the General's helicopter.
186.I am not the Emperor of anything.
197.I am not allowed to sing 'Henry the VIII I am' until verse 68 ever again.
203.'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.
(From 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army)

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Wah! Dammit, I DO NOT handle curiousity well! *grumbles* Lessee, 11:30 is ... Oh, ack! 8:30 over here! Nooooo! Um, okay, will have to download and watch at work, because there's no way I'm waiting until I get home to watch this. No way!

Argh! *runs around in distress*

(Edit: No, wait, it's 7:30, which means I'll ideally be able to get it before I leave for work. I think. 96 MB, anyone know how long that'd take to dl?)

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You and you can stop mocking my typo now, you know. Sheesh. I go and retype a whole survey so it's not in bloody capital letters anymore, and all I get is mockage. ;p

Pimp!

It did, Joey thought. It happened all the time. One minute you're thinking 'oooh, party' then you're part of a group and singing in Germany. He wasn't sure, but he thought that these things mostly only happened to people when they were around Chris. He was a bad influence on reality. Still.

<Edit:

"How do you deal with straight guys in your group?" Lance asked AJ.

AJ shrugged. "The fuckers keep getting married."

"No one wants to marry me," JC complained. "They all get sick of being called my beard."

"Yeah, well, I'd be embarrassed by your facial hair too," AJ said.

Tears. Of. Laughter. Streaming. Down. My Face!)
Dancing With the Devil. In which Wade is a demon from Hell, and there is Choey to be had.

I AM THE AU WAFFLE OF FUN!

:D

(Warning: Keep away from small childrens, animals, and Anna's.)

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Hey! I do not beg prettily!