Pimp!

[bubosquared]

It did, Joey thought. It happened all the time. One minute you're thinking 'oooh, party' then you're part of a group and singing in Germany. He wasn't sure, but he thought that these things mostly only happened to people when they were around Chris. He was a bad influence on reality. Still.

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"How do you deal with straight guys in your group?" Lance asked AJ.

AJ shrugged. "The fuckers keep getting married."

"No one wants to marry me," JC complained. "They all get sick of being called my beard."

"Yeah, well, I'd be embarrassed by your facial hair too," AJ said.

Tears. Of. Laughter. Streaming. Down. My Face!)
Dancing With the Devil. In which Wade is a demon from Hell, and there is Choey to be had.