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Reunion Countdown: 15 days
No Longer A Pedophile Countdown: 180 days

( Wherein she kicks some ass, posts U2 pictures, and babbles about art projects and puppies. )

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I am an idiot. Was making coffee, had to move the mache a bit forward, and grabbed onto the hotplate. Hence, am currently in pain from the tips of my middle and ring finger. Ans it's my left hand, too, which is the one I use for most things. (I'm really weird when it comes to dexteriety. I write right-handed, but do a lot of things (use the mouse, for example) with my left hand. There is no discernable pattern to this, either. I'm just a freak.)

*poke*

I'm bored and lonely! Talk to meeeee!

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*stares*

we topped 8gb bandwidth in february

It's not going down. It's going up. And this just shouldn't be happening. even with the insane amount of visitors we get, Least Expected is still a fairly graphics-low site. I feel like there should be something wrong, because ths isn't normal.

Or maybe this is just me, panicking.

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Going through my own webstats, now. Slightly less concerning.

Whee, I'm listed as an Eminemslasher! (Oooh, stories to read! And dude, I remember when there was, like, no Eminem slash at all. Am so old.)

Um, I can't follow this link while I'm at work, due to content filter, but could someone do me a favour and check if and why they have a link to my site? Because hello?

(Edit: Also, amusing keywords people have punched into search engines to get to my site: 2465a5884aa, independent soul, sandradelete, naked bono , bowl of jelleinstein, knogklo, dacey slash, biker mice ludwig (Again! - Ed), spooky sel metallica (Muh? - Ed), mary poppins bert sexual tension, mark lamarr hair gel, mark wahlberg cock, ...)

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Melle: "No." Coop: "But ..." Melle:" No. Do you have any idea how embarassing it is to have your boss find your porn?" Coop&Nate: *look at each other* "Well ..." Melle: Shut up. I don't even want to know. No. No is no is no!" Nate: *waves story* "Look, it's one you haven't read yet, and it's gramatically correct and there don't seem to be any glaring mischaracterisations." Melle: "... I hate you both." Coop: "That's what you said five years ago."

Um, Ara? Any chance you could dub me some of your S:AaB tapes?

(Edit: Summary: Shane has to face her biggest challenge ever... leaving the Corps and being a mum Say what? Oh, for fuck's sake, people, not her! Don't mess with my Shane, goddammit!)

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To: Real-estate type bloke responsible for selling this buimding
From: The girl living on the second floor
Re: Calling to show people aorund the place

Look. I've asked you before to please call me a reasonable time beforehand. I do not count 18:11 on Friday evening when you want to come here at 11:00 Saturday morning "beforehand". It's too late to call you back now, but nine tomorrow morning you'll be getting a call from me saying that no, it's not okay to come then, because I'll be at my folks at that time.

Sincerely, "For fuck's sake!"

(The reason I'll be at my folks then instead of earlier this evening is that I went out for drinks with my collegues, and by the time I even thought to check the time, it was really too late to go there. So now I'm home and I've not even had dinner yet. Food! Writing! Chatting! In bed at reasonable hour so I can go to the parents early enough to have a whole day to shop, clean, do some needlework, etc. :)