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[bubosquared]

One of these days, I'm going to stuff my yarn down my co-workers's throats if they don't pipe the fuck down. *growls at them* (Yes, I'm being passive-agressive at them and coughing loudly whenever they start singing/yelling at each other again. I don't care. Fie on them I say!)

Link of the Day: From the people who brought you Laaaaaance in Spaaaaaace: Lance Bass sets self on fire over dildo. Ah, popslash. You just can't make this shit up, people!

Hey Firefly folks, can anyone rec me some nice Simon&Jayne friendship fics? (Yes, I am that desperate. Hush, dammit!) And while I'm on the subject, best Firefly icon ever:

From here, by sparklebutch. Bwah!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Your icon is frightening, yet perfectly expresses my own reaction to the M/I icon. :D

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

This icon is greater than everything, ever. I stole it from smo on fandom_wank. ^^; It covers hysterical joy, hysterical laughter, and hysterical rage. And also, it has Fizgig in it.

(My best friend has a Fizgig puppet. She made it herself. It terrifies people marvelously, they try to pat it because omg le cute, and then it goes RAR.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Awww, bless. So much love for your friend!

note to brain: we are not writing firefly fic. shut up. help?

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*ENABLES LIEK WOAH*

See? Kaylee likes the idea.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

But there's no point to these bunnies! Just totally gratuitous shmoop!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SHMOOP. I will read your shmoop. I have nothing against shmoop. So long as it isn't Mal/Inara shmoop, becoz, yawn.

(I don't have any particularly shmoopy icons. This is a little sad. Instead, you can have another over-excited muppet.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you have a blank of that icon somewhere?

Also, "Everyone needs Jayne-hugs!" is not a bunny! no matter how much my muse insists it is.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. ^^; There is someone running around somewhere with a blank of it, but I haven't managed to find them again yet. Which is a pity, because I think I'd actually prefer it blank -- much like Fizgig, it covers so many potential emotions, all of them extremely over-excited.

It totally IS a bunny. Jayne-hugs would be manly! And uncomfortable and simultaneously reassuring and kind of scary. And there would be hysterical facial expressions all 'round. It would be LUFFLY.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I ... I hate you. Now I'm thinking "Hm, series of drabbles, perhaps?" And no! Even though Jayne hugging Wash would be the cutest thing ev--NO!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA Jayne hugging Wash, Wash would have the best WTF face evar. Though I must admit, Mal's would come a close second. (An, an, awww. Jayne hugging River could be cute. Also Kaylee. AND SIMON OMG SNICKER.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, it would be mostly "People feel crappy, so Jayne makes them feel better with a hug" thing, so it'd not necessarily come as that much of a surprise. But yes, River and Kaylee would go with it, and Simon would make undignified "Eep" noises, probably. (I can't seem to figure out how to make Jayne hug Zoe without him making undignified "Eep" noises, though. Heh.)

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

It seems to me that no matter what, one would be surprised if one was hugged by Jayne. Just less or more surprised depending on context.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

This is a point. Although now it's growing in my head and Wah is too busy worrying about Zoe to beall that shocked, although later, he's going to be all "Wait. What just happened?" And try to tell Zoe, who tells him he's just hallucinating, hee.

Though, I don't think it'll be much of a surprise for Kaylee and River. River can see through Jayne's bravado and knows that deep inside, he's just a big teddybear, dammit (hush, I enjoy my delusions), and Kaylee's probably demanded hugs from him before already.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

River is all psychical, so she totally wouldn't be surprised (and he is a teddy bear! Just a teddy bear with.. guns.) And Kaylee would be more like 'score! Uninitiated hugs!' *does a small dance*

... probably.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heee. "We'll make a decent guy out of you yet, Jayne Cobb." Aww. Bless. Also, the mental image of a teddybear with guns is ... slightly hilarious.

Y'know, I think River'll probably have to tell Jayne to hug Simon. ecause he'd be all "He;ll just tell me off for getting him all mussed up," and river'd be all "No, he needs a hug. He won't show it, but he does. Besides, you hugged me, you have to hug him. Have to share."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK YOU NO, BRAIN! WE ARE NOT WRITING FIREFLY/DR WHO!

Imagine Doctor Number 9's 'FANTASTIC' face here.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (OMG WHY DO I NOT HAVE A DR WHO ICON)

Re: Imagine Doctor Number 9's 'FANTASTIC' face here.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

JACK HARKNESS YOU STEP AWAY FROM THE MERC RIGHT THIS INSTANCE YOUNG MAN! *flails*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE *wonders if the Doctor and Mal would get along*

...

*gets hopelessly distracted at the thought of the strange conversation the Doctor and River might have*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh. God. *brainsplodey* And Simon would probably do the requisite "I'm the Doctor," "Doctor who? Doctor of what?" honours, I think.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I think it would bother him deeply that he could not pin down the Doctor's area of expertise. Everyone else would just be like "yeah, 'kay", because they are used to people having secrets/having no proof of being what they say they are, but Simon would take it as a personal affront to his speciality. "He has to be a doctor of something."

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

"not writing firefly fic" - Yes you are. I'll sit with you and hold your hand if you want.

""Everyone needs Jayne-hugs!" "- I seriously now want to add that text to the pouty-Jayne base. For some reason.

And I have a start of a fic wherein River tells Simon to go hug Jayne. Well, maybe not so much "hug". But, that's not the point of the fic. The point of the fic is people playing the wonderful game of Simon Says. And annoying Simon.

I will shut up now.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. I'll sit with you and hold your hand if you want.

Well, I appear to have started writing, kinda, and I. Here, this is the start of a drabble. Ish. Quest. Thing. Tell me what you think:

Wash always worries when Zoe's off on a job. About Zoe, mostly, though he usually spares at least a few moments of worry for Mal as well. Sometimes, he even worries about Jayne, but usually, he trusts that Jayne is a big boy and can keep himself safe. (Of course, right now Jayne is confined to the ship with a gun shot wound to his leg, but that had happened during a bar brawl rather than a gig, so it doesn't count.) right now, he's also worrying about Simon, who got roped into this job for god knows what reasons, and Wash keeps having visions of the kid getting himself shot or kidnapped (again). He's rapidly running out of fingernails.

I seriously now want to add that text to the pouty-Jayne base. For some reason.

DOO EET OMG!

And I have a start of a fic wherein River tells Simon to go hug Jayne. Well, maybe not so much "hug". But, that's not the point of the fic. The point of the fic is people playing the wonderful game of Simon Says. And annoying Simon.

Awwww, but Simon should go and hug Jayne.Jayne is lonely and scared cause Mal still doesn't trust him with the Tams and woe!

I will shut up now.

No! No shutting of the up!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Drabble sounds like a nice start to me. you go on :)

Re not shutting. BUT. Have things to do. IRL things. cuts my chat time to.. less. Woe.

Icons made, in a reply to you somewhere that's else.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Icons nabbed. More drabblage ongoing. Halp.