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[bubosquared]

One of these days, I'm going to stuff my yarn down my co-workers's throats if they don't pipe the fuck down. *growls at them* (Yes, I'm being passive-agressive at them and coughing loudly whenever they start singing/yelling at each other again. I don't care. Fie on them I say!)

Link of the Day: From the people who brought you Laaaaaance in Spaaaaaace: Lance Bass sets self on fire over dildo. Ah, popslash. You just can't make this shit up, people!

Hey Firefly folks, can anyone rec me some nice Simon&Jayne friendship fics? (Yes, I am that desperate. Hush, dammit!) And while I'm on the subject, best Firefly icon ever:

From here, by sparklebutch. Bwah!

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[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*chortle of JOY*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Your icon is frightening, yet perfectly expresses my own reaction to the M/I icon. :D

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

This icon is greater than everything, ever. I stole it from smo on fandom_wank. ^^; It covers hysterical joy, hysterical laughter, and hysterical rage. And also, it has Fizgig in it.

(My best friend has a Fizgig puppet. She made it herself. It terrifies people marvelously, they try to pat it because omg le cute, and then it goes RAR.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Awww, bless. So much love for your friend!

note to brain: we are not writing firefly fic. shut up. help?

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*ENABLES LIEK WOAH*

See? Kaylee likes the idea.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

But there's no point to these bunnies! Just totally gratuitous shmoop!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SHMOOP. I will read your shmoop. I have nothing against shmoop. So long as it isn't Mal/Inara shmoop, becoz, yawn.

(I don't have any particularly shmoopy icons. This is a little sad. Instead, you can have another over-excited muppet.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you have a blank of that icon somewhere?

Also, "Everyone needs Jayne-hugs!" is not a bunny! no matter how much my muse insists it is.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. ^^; There is someone running around somewhere with a blank of it, but I haven't managed to find them again yet. Which is a pity, because I think I'd actually prefer it blank -- much like Fizgig, it covers so many potential emotions, all of them extremely over-excited.

It totally IS a bunny. Jayne-hugs would be manly! And uncomfortable and simultaneously reassuring and kind of scary. And there would be hysterical facial expressions all 'round. It would be LUFFLY.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I ... I hate you. Now I'm thinking "Hm, series of drabbles, perhaps?" And no! Even though Jayne hugging Wash would be the cutest thing ev--NO!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK YOU NO, BRAIN! WE ARE NOT WRITING FIREFLY/DR WHO!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA Jayne hugging Wash, Wash would have the best WTF face evar. Though I must admit, Mal's would come a close second. (An, an, awww. Jayne hugging River could be cute. Also Kaylee. AND SIMON OMG SNICKER.)

Imagine Doctor Number 9's 'FANTASTIC' face here.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (OMG WHY DO I NOT HAVE A DR WHO ICON)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, it would be mostly "People feel crappy, so Jayne makes them feel better with a hug" thing, so it'd not necessarily come as that much of a surprise. But yes, River and Kaylee would go with it, and Simon would make undignified "Eep" noises, probably. (I can't seem to figure out how to make Jayne hug Zoe without him making undignified "Eep" noises, though. Heh.)

Re: Imagine Doctor Number 9's 'FANTASTIC' face here.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

JACK HARKNESS YOU STEP AWAY FROM THE MERC RIGHT THIS INSTANCE YOUNG MAN! *flails*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

It seems to me that no matter what, one would be surprised if one was hugged by Jayne. Just less or more surprised depending on context.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE *wonders if the Doctor and Mal would get along*

...

*gets hopelessly distracted at the thought of the strange conversation the Doctor and River might have*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

This is a point. Although now it's growing in my head and Wah is too busy worrying about Zoe to beall that shocked, although later, he's going to be all "Wait. What just happened?" And try to tell Zoe, who tells him he's just hallucinating, hee.

Though, I don't think it'll be much of a surprise for Kaylee and River. River can see through Jayne's bravado and knows that deep inside, he's just a big teddybear, dammit (hush, I enjoy my delusions), and Kaylee's probably demanded hugs from him before already.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh. God. *brainsplodey* And Simon would probably do the requisite "I'm the Doctor," "Doctor who? Doctor of what?" honours, I think.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

River is all psychical, so she totally wouldn't be surprised (and he is a teddy bear! Just a teddy bear with.. guns.) And Kaylee would be more like 'score! Uninitiated hugs!' *does a small dance*

... probably.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I think it would bother him deeply that he could not pin down the Doctor's area of expertise. Everyone else would just be like "yeah, 'kay", because they are used to people having secrets/having no proof of being what they say they are, but Simon would take it as a personal affront to his speciality. "He has to be a doctor of something."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heee. "We'll make a decent guy out of you yet, Jayne Cobb." Aww. Bless. Also, the mental image of a teddybear with guns is ... slightly hilarious.

Y'know, I think River'll probably have to tell Jayne to hug Simon. ecause he'd be all "He;ll just tell me off for getting him all mussed up," and river'd be all "No, he needs a hug. He won't show it, but he does. Besides, you hugged me, you have to hug him. Have to share."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, yes! And Jack would be busy trying to seduce him (along with half the ship, because boy is there a lot of pretty on Serenity), but Simon's not even paying attention to him because he's busy sleuthing. :D

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Heee~ Personally I think Jack would go 'PHWOAR' and spend a slightly disproportionate amount of time going after Mal. Probably making Rose a trifle jealous. But she would probably get along well with Kaylee, so they could sit on those metal stair things and radiate incredible irritation at their respective guys. (And eventually Kaylee would sigh with a mixture of irritation and relief and say "He ain't even noticing." And Rose would be all like "Mmph." because that wouldn't really improve her situation much.)

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

"Have to share." HEE. You must write these things now. Must.