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[bubosquared]

One of these days, I'm going to stuff my yarn down my co-workers's throats if they don't pipe the fuck down. *growls at them* (Yes, I'm being passive-agressive at them and coughing loudly whenever they start singing/yelling at each other again. I don't care. Fie on them I say!)

Link of the Day: From the people who brought you Laaaaaance in Spaaaaaace: Lance Bass sets self on fire over dildo. Ah, popslash. You just can't make this shit up, people!

Hey Firefly folks, can anyone rec me some nice Simon&Jayne friendship fics? (Yes, I am that desperate. Hush, dammit!) And while I'm on the subject, best Firefly icon ever:

From here, by sparklebutch. Bwah!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, yes! And Jack would be busy trying to seduce him (along with half the ship, because boy is there a lot of pretty on Serenity), but Simon's not even paying attention to him because he's busy sleuthing. :D

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Heee~ Personally I think Jack would go 'PHWOAR' and spend a slightly disproportionate amount of time going after Mal. Probably making Rose a trifle jealous. But she would probably get along well with Kaylee, so they could sit on those metal stair things and radiate incredible irritation at their respective guys. (And eventually Kaylee would sigh with a mixture of irritation and relief and say "He ain't even noticing." And Rose would be all like "Mmph." because that wouldn't really improve her situation much.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Point. Well, Mal and Jayne, because he'd want to find out if Jayne is big "all over". Heee.

(Also, re: your icon--I am incapable. In the sense that I just can't even. SOMUCHLOVE!)

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I was trying to figure out if he would conclude that Jayne was a bit too rough for his tastes, but no! You are completely right! Jayne also.

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O hell. Just everyone. Except River. Either he'd have the brains not to go after her, or she'd say something frighteningly perspicuous and he'd change his mind right quick.

(Yes! Is it not lovely! My best friend made it because she is FULL OF GENIUS. Pee Ess. Any icon I use is, of course, fully gankable with credit to the relevant creators. Most of whom are not me, but anyway.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jack wouldn't like someone who can poke around in his head, I think. He and Jayne can bond over that! :D And Inara would be a challenge. Zoe to, possibly, but he;d very much go after her and Wash as a couple, I think. *ponders this*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

... is it a challenge when you can just pay them to win? Maybe he would just find her boring. ^__^ Or, or maybe I am biased. Yes, I am biased. *guilt face* No, he probably would like her okay. Resulting in much irritation on Rose's part. Might want a threesome with her and Mal. ^__^

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, he'd not have the money (nor the standing, which is just as important to Comanions, I think) to buy her, and getting into a Companion's bed without paying would probably make him the hero of all times. Heh.

Oh, god, Rose would hate Inara, wouldn't she?

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes she would. Especially since the Doctor would likely be rather charming to her.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

God, yes. They'd be all civilised at each other, and inara would throw Mal pointed looks, all "See, this is how you act like a proper human being," which in turn would piss Rose off, and--Dammit, I'm not writing this!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

YES YOU ARE.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Also drabbles.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yes. Drabbles first, because they're easier. Augh. Hate you all so much. (OTOH, I could use some fuzzyfic for once. Aw, cuddling. And now it wants to get all Jayne/Simon on me, dammit.)

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

^___^ *Shasta for teh win!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hate! (Ohgod, Jayne having tea with Inara in her shuttle. send help. Can't breathe. Ecerything going fuzzy.)

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*hee. makes dibs on the iPod*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I blamwe that scene in

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I blamwe that scene in <em.Shindig</em> where Bader gives them moonshinein wee teacups and also finger sandwiches. Which was just too WTF yet adorable for words.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I like Kaylee's puffy dress. Which is only loosely connected to the topic of hand by dint of also being in Shindig but eh. One day I will make it, maybe, and I will be a teeny tiny little Kaylee running around in a dress that looks like a cake my mother made for me once when I was about four.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

That dress rocks, and if I didn't look like death in pink, I would totally want it.

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I... look about six. But there are worse fates.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Would you like some candy, little girl? Er. I mean. *eyedart*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*under the desk again!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oi! I was being nice!

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*look of DEEP SUSPICION* An Evil Elder God is offering me candy in deeply suspect tones. I am not sure if I believe you.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm not an Elder God now! *exasparated eyeroll*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I remain suspicious. ¬_¬ *disbelieving look*

And also the unfortunate necessity to go study for a while. Sob. Woe. Complain. Desire to watch tennis instead. Creating of pillow fort. Eventual acceptance and mournful descent to study and books.