(no subject)

[bubosquared]

Sofie is a retinal implant that comes in seven different colours, follows you around and is slightly hallucinogenic.

*laughs hysterically* They know me so well!

Lee is a pudding that has a built-in alarm clock! It disposes of kitchen waste.
Melle: "A PUDDING! Ahahaha!"
Lee: *eyes George* "Kitchen waste, hm?"

Marcus is a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!
Oliver is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.
Melle: *cracks up* "There. Are. No. Words."

Edit: Howling. With. Laughter.

Snape is like a normal pot plant, but it recites haiku.

Comments

[darthneko.livejournal.com]

"Rose is a a billboard that induces lucid dreaming, can play Mornington Crescent and is powered by a single hamster."

....you're right. They know me to well. LOL!

[natlet]

*tiny whispers* totally unrelated but... do you happen to know when femgeeks is coming back? I miss my site and my e-mail and my pretty graphics...

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Some time next week, hopefully. Sorry. :(

Re:

[natlet]

's fine, honey. Was just wondering when it was coming back :)

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It's just a DNS problem, so if you go here: http://www.ircd.com.br/~breckin/ you can still get to the site. :)

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

marcus/lee is a housebrick that chirps and whistles! It tastes delicious.

(Melle's tumor is a microwave that sorts your mail! It is unbreakable and has a built-in alarm clock.)

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically* IT TASTES DELICIOUS?!?!?

Conversation I had yesterday:

Melle: You do realise most of HP fandom would read [my War!Marcus/Lee drabbles] and think I'm NUTS, right?
Beth: Nope, I don't.
Beth: Because all I know of HP fandom is what you feed me.
Melle: They WOULD!
Beth: But it's nutricious and delicious, and I likes it, I do.
Melle: Of course, most of HP fandom likes wimpy!Draco, so what do THEY know?
Melle: Most of HP fandom doesn't like War!fic, so what do THEY know?
Melle: Ha!
Beth: See! You just have to be firm in your superiority. They wouldn't like the ideas because they're STUPID.
Melle: "Nutricious and delicious" -- I think I found a new slogan.

It's MEANT TO BE!

[tirisar.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing over and over*