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[bubosquared]

Sofie is a retinal implant that comes in seven different colours, follows you around and is slightly hallucinogenic.

*laughs hysterically* They know me so well!

Lee is a pudding that has a built-in alarm clock! It disposes of kitchen waste.
Melle: "A PUDDING! Ahahaha!"
Lee: *eyes George* "Kitchen waste, hm?"

Marcus is a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!
Oliver is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.
Melle: *cracks up* "There. Are. No. Words."

Edit: Howling. With. Laughter.

Snape is like a normal pot plant, but it recites haiku.

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[darthneko.livejournal.com]

"Rose is a a billboard that induces lucid dreaming, can play Mornington Crescent and is powered by a single hamster."

....you're right. They know me to well. LOL!