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[bubosquared]

Sofie is a retinal implant that comes in seven different colours, follows you around and is slightly hallucinogenic.

*laughs hysterically* They know me so well!

Lee is a pudding that has a built-in alarm clock! It disposes of kitchen waste.
Melle: "A PUDDING! Ahahaha!"
Lee: *eyes George* "Kitchen waste, hm?"

Marcus is a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!
Oliver is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.
Melle: *cracks up* "There. Are. No. Words."

Edit: Howling. With. Laughter.

Snape is like a normal pot plant, but it recites haiku.

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*laughs hysterically* IT TASTES DELICIOUS?!?!?

Conversation I had yesterday:

Melle: You do realise most of HP fandom would read [my War!Marcus/Lee drabbles] and think I'm NUTS, right?
Beth: Nope, I don't.
Beth: Because all I know of HP fandom is what you feed me.
Melle: They WOULD!
Beth: But it's nutricious and delicious, and I likes it, I do.
Melle: Of course, most of HP fandom likes wimpy!Draco, so what do THEY know?
Melle: Most of HP fandom doesn't like War!fic, so what do THEY know?
Melle: Ha!
Beth: See! You just have to be firm in your superiority. They wouldn't like the ideas because they're STUPID.
Melle: "Nutricious and delicious" -- I think I found a new slogan.

It's MEANT TO BE!