Early morning frustration

[bubosquared]

Eeeeeeeeeiiiiaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh!!!!!!!

*pant pant pant*

Okay, I'm done now. I think I can get through the day without taking an AK-41 to the LotR_RPS list. Maybe.

In other news, anyone want to MST this gem with me?

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[ktnb]

I was trying not to laugh (I'm in a comp lab) but I completely lost it when I hit this:

The only other things that were different about her, were her eyes. Unlike the small, green and blue eyes most would have, she had wide eyes, that were a deep cerulean blue shade that seemed to lighten and darken with her mood, sometimes appearing to sparkle with laughter or joy. Her dear friend Sam would often tell her that her eyes were like the raging seas, waves of emotion changing colors to crash and collide with each other.

*spork* Oh my god, that is classic Mary Sue. This should be an example on a website - "if your story sounds like this, you have written a Mary Sue. Please delete it and come back to the computer when you learn how to write."

Oh, and how is it that she can spell "cerulean", but not "never"?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

It's a talent. A talent for SUCKAGE!