Early morning frustration

[bubosquared]

Eeeeeeeeeiiiiaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh!!!!!!!

*pant pant pant*

Okay, I'm done now. I think I can get through the day without taking an AK-41 to the LotR_RPS list. Maybe.

In other news, anyone want to MST this gem with me?

Comments

[arami.livejournal.com]

*nods* Having a good morning are we? I don't blame you. Some people over there deserve worse than that :D

*blink* My god, that story has 21 parts??! Christ she apparently has the power to suck the viable brain cells from a reader. But then again, judging from those who've reviewed it, viable brain cells don't seem to be a problem :D

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Gah? No kidding!

And, yes. Whu? I'm not sure I have anything witty to say about this story.

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[arami.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you. Reading that whole story couldn't possibly be condusive to remaining sane :)

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

What the FUCK????

<- is .... I........ that fic...... what?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I knooooooow!

I'm scared. Somebody hold me.

[darksong.livejournal.com]

"The twelve year old Hobbit Maiden smiled as the chilled breeze ruffled her curly brown hair."

Ooops. Sorry. She completely lost me from the first sentence (actually, honestly, she lost me in her introduction...)

It took me a long time to have an opinion about fan fiction that wasn't "what's wrong with those people? don't they have lives?" I don't quite feel that way anymore, but the few times I've played around on fanfiction.net, I really understand why I felt that way for so long.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heh, I don't blame you. There's some fanfic authors out there who are better than any published authors, but there's also a whole bunch of CRAP!

::sporks her own eyes out::

[absolutelyvile.livejournal.com]

"The story will follow Frodo around, kinda like a lost puppy."

...

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY?!?

[ktnb]

I was trying not to laugh (I'm in a comp lab) but I completely lost it when I hit this:

The only other things that were different about her, were her eyes. Unlike the small, green and blue eyes most would have, she had wide eyes, that were a deep cerulean blue shade that seemed to lighten and darken with her mood, sometimes appearing to sparkle with laughter or joy. Her dear friend Sam would often tell her that her eyes were like the raging seas, waves of emotion changing colors to crash and collide with each other.

*spork* Oh my god, that is classic Mary Sue. This should be an example on a website - "if your story sounds like this, you have written a Mary Sue. Please delete it and come back to the computer when you learn how to write."

Oh, and how is it that she can spell "cerulean", but not "never"?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

It's a talent. A talent for SUCKAGE!