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Well fuck me sideways with a spoon.

My brain is the truth.

Ho hum.

Dude.

Ang quoted the glitterfic. *blink*

Hey, does that mean I'm one step closer to being one of the "cool people"? ;D

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You know what my problem with buying clothes is? My lower body is, like a medium to large, but my torso is small when it comes to stretchy fabric, medium when it isn't. (Fucking breasts.) That makes it really hard to figure out what size dress to buy.

And while I'm on the subject, is it me, or are sizes gradually getting smaller? I mean, my old clothes still fit exactly the same as always (with the exception of the uppser torso -- see also: breasts), but whenever I go shop at a normal store, I notice I suddenly went from european sizes 38 (torso) and 40 (lower body) to 40 and 42. WTF? Has the world population's average size gone down or something? Or did the fashion industry decide they wanted to use less fabric? Or no! It's the diet industry, trying to make everyone feel fat!

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And let me also point out that most "large women stores" start at size 42. For fuck's sake, people. I'm hardly "large", okay? I'm medium. Average. Not large, not fat. Nothing wrong with being fat, btw. Just pointing out that, well, I'm not. And when people try to impy I am, it scares me, because that means their idea of "skinny" would be my idea of "holocaust victim."

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So my drug of choice is hash, follwoed by marijuana, dexedrine (dexies) (eh?), Ritalin (RITALIN?!?), and inhalants.

My religious beliefs mesh most closely with those of Unitarian Universalism (100%) and Liberal Quakers (99%). (With Neo-Pagan a confusing third at 89%)

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Dear Amazon.co.uk

When I want gay erotica, I will click the link labelled as such. Kindly do not mix the erotica into the general gay category, please? I'm loking for "romance"/plot-but-containing-same-sex-relationships novels, not erotica.

Also, a 16-yo is not a "man," that's a boy.

Sincerely,
Me.

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This amuses me to no end.

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Nnggggg!

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California Creaming, yeah, I'm really gonna read that one. Bleh.

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Spreading the news!

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Wheeee!

In other news

Just scared cat off back of chair. Oops. Sorry, Lola! You can come back now!