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[bubosquared]

Link of the day, part one: Boykissing ahoy! Not for the faint of heart or those on dialup, though I suggest you find a way to see it even if you are on dialup because so. much. pretty. Guh.

Link of the day, part two: 13. Do not attempt to put Warren on top of anything. The X-Mansion Rules do Christmas. Put down anything you might be drinking, first.

No porn today. Porn tomorrow. There's always porn tomorrow. (Sorry.) Instead: TWoP recaps, which are in some weirdly bizarre order for some reason. *pokes at them* But funny, and all about the Jayne/Simon/Mal Homoerotic Triangle Of DOOOOOOOM. (.... Sorry.)

Oh, and I found out, thanks to the recaps that that Alliance Bloke I Vaguely Recognised in Bushwhacked is Matt Fielding, aka The Gay Bloke On Melrose Place. (Yes, I used to watch Melrose Place. Obsessively, even. Shaddup, I was young and didn't know better. SHADDUP!)

[ETA] Okay, if my co-workers were any dumber, they'd be officially braindead. Can I trade them all in for Jayne? He may not speak French, but I'm pretty sure "Big, muscled and gun-totin'" is a universal language. Fuckers.[/ETA]

Comments

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, "big, muscled and gun-totin'" does not always come across over the phone :(

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

It's Jayne! If anyone can convey "big, muscled and gun-totin'" over the phone, it's him. :D

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

This is true.

Tell your co-workers that your days of taking them seriously are certainly coming to a... middle. Just for laughs.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

My co-workers already think I'm weird because I drop fannish references into conversations and have a lot of knowledge of the HP universe. And this is without me doing things like picking up the phone with a snarling "What do you want, you moon-faced assasin of joy?" :D

[rsadelle]

The show originally aired out of order.

[rsadelle]

About halfway down the boykissing page, it stopped being sexy. I think it was way too much boykissing.

[slippery-fish.livejournal.com]

Yes, I used to watch Melrose Place. Obsessively, even.

Ah, you, too?

[karendreamer.livejournal.com]

Jayne definitely ranks in the top contenders in the "not so smart, but who cares because he's hot" ranking.

And thank you for the link. Wow, I'll be busy all day looking at those.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I kinda want to lick his arms. Why that man ever has to pay for whores is beyond me. Women should be all over him!

[sandrine]

Do not attempt to put Warren on top of anything.

Not even on top of Gambit? *pouts*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Weeeellll ... maybe?

[sandrine]

There's this great story, Forgiveness, which totally turned me into a Gambit/Archangel shipper (despite always being a Remy/Bobby girl).

[slytherat.livejournal.com]

No porn today? I have only one word for that: WTF!!! 0_o

Anyway... all of a sudden I look with different eyes to LotR. I wonder why ^_-
Thanks fo rthe link. It made my day!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Poooooorn! :D Porn good. The cure for what ails ya. Well, the cure for what ails me, anyway.

[sonatine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think Jayne would be a good person to have on the phones with you. If customers mouthed off, it would probably get rather ominous quickly.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Even better in actual face-to-face situations. "Take it up with our complaints department," hee hee hee.

[sandrine]

Oooh - a Metallica slash icon! *squees* That brings up fond memories. ... Well, and some not so fond ones. God, that fandom was seriously fucked up!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I knoooow! God, I still have scars from it, and that was more than five years ago!