Yes, congrats, Marvel. Homophobia and sexism in one fell swoop. The unwashed fanboys will be pleased. *eyeroll*
This is what I'm wondering--how many of the current comics reads actually are like that? I mean, I know a shitload of girls who read comics, and I don't think a lot of the male readers would be all that amused by their reasoning, either. God. *eyeroll*
And even if he IS, no one bloody well STAYS dead in that 'verse.
Yes! *clings to that* he'll be ressurected. BY LOVE! Or, um, something.
Also, he'll still be in the runs of New Mutants and UXM.
What's New Mutants? *curious*
(Randomly, please tell my brain that this is not a universe in which turning guys into girls would be a good bunny?)
"This is what I'm wondering--how many of the current comics reads actually are like that?"
Not too many, probably. Which means this makes even less sense.
"he'll be ressurected. BY LOVE! Or, um, something."
Dude, people in those books have been resurected by dumber things. And yes! Bobby's love, preferably.
"What's New Mutants?"
Just what is sounds like. :) The adventures of the newest crop of kids at Xavier's. Northstar's an instructor in them, and I while I do like the story (it has lesyay!) I picked them up mostly because the coverswere sodamn pretty. *is shallow*
(ahahaha! Do it! Yaaay gender fuckery! Dude, Jean-Paul would be so pissed if he turned into a girl.)
Not too many, probably. Which means this makes even less sense.
Dear Marvel folks: Please let me know when you're ready to move into the 21st century with the rest of us, yes?
Dude, people in those books have been resurected by dumber things. And yes! Bobby's love, preferably.
Yes! Or he' justnotdead and then Bobby needs to nurse him back to health. <3
Just what is sounds like. :) The adventures of the newest crop of kids at Xavier's. Northstar's an instructor in them, and I while I do like the story (it has lesyay!) I picked them up mostly because the covers were so damn pretty. *is shallow*
Oooooh, they are! Must dl those as well!
(ahahaha! Do it! Yaaay gender fuckery! Dude, Jean-Paul would be so pissed if he turned into a girl.)
Jean-Paul: "AAAAAAAAAARGH!" *pokes at boobies* "Ew! It jggled!" Bobby: "... I kinda liked you better as a guy. But. Um. Nice tits?"
(And Bobby'd be all gruff about it, "You know, this habit of yours of ending up in hospitals is really starting to annoy me. Stop it," to cover up for his worry.)
Jean-Paul: "..." *smack!* "I look like my SISTER! This is creepy and wrong. And why does my back hurt?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *wipes tears from eyes* (Side note: Yeah, dude, if Marvel want to be sensitive to their female audiences, some more women with realistic bodies wouldn't hurt.)
Jubilee would have a field time taking female!Jean-Paul shopping. And she'd drag Bobby along to provede a male perspective on the clothes.
Jubilee: "First of all, you need a bra." Jean-Paul: "Um. Yes, please. It hurts when I move, let alone walk."
The BlobVery much so. Awwwww. Worried!Bobby. And Jean-Jaul would be the worst patient ever.
Especially cause Bobby keeps fussing like a mother hen, and Jean-Paul is kinda embarassed about having to be washed and stuff with bobby in the room, but if he asks Bobby to leave, it might look suspicious.
Bwah! Except they wouldn't let him go into the underwear store with them, and then he would sulk.
And he keeps trying to wheedle a private modelling session out of Jean-Paul.
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This is what I'm wondering--how many of the current comics reads actually are like that? I mean, I know a shitload of girls who read comics, and I don't think a lot of the male readers would be all that amused by their reasoning, either. God. *eyeroll*
And even if he IS, no one bloody well STAYS dead in that 'verse.
Yes! *clings to that* he'll be ressurected. BY LOVE! Or, um, something.
Also, he'll still be in the runs of New Mutants and UXM.
What's New Mutants? *curious*
(Randomly, please tell my brain that this is not a universe in which turning guys into girls would be a good bunny?)
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Not too many, probably. Which means this makes even less sense.
"he'll be ressurected. BY LOVE! Or, um, something."
Dude, people in those books have been resurected by dumber things. And yes! Bobby's love, preferably.
"What's New Mutants?"
Just what is sounds like. :) The adventures of the newest crop of kids at Xavier's. Northstar's an instructor in them, and I while I do like the story (it has lesyay!) I picked them up mostly because the covers were so damn pretty. *is shallow*
(ahahaha! Do it! Yaaay gender fuckery! Dude, Jean-Paul would be so pissed if he turned into a girl.)
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Dear Marvel folks: Please let me know when you're ready to move into the 21st century with the rest of us, yes?
Dude, people in those books have been resurected by dumber things. And yes! Bobby's love, preferably.
Yes! Or he' justnotdead and then Bobby needs to nurse him back to health. <3
Just what is sounds like. :) The adventures of the newest crop of kids at Xavier's. Northstar's an instructor in them, and I while I do like the story (it has lesyay!) I picked them up mostly because the covers were so damn pretty. *is shallow*
Oooooh, they are! Must dl those as well!
(ahahaha! Do it! Yaaay gender fuckery! Dude, Jean-Paul would be so pissed if he turned into a girl.)
Jean-Paul: "AAAAAAAAAARGH!" *pokes at boobies* "Ew! It jggled!"
Bobby: "... I kinda liked you better as a guy. But. Um. Nice tits?"
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a stickthe Blob*"Yes! Or he' justnotdead and then Bobby needs to nurse him back to health. <3"
Um. *wibble*
Jean-Paul: "AAAAAAAAAARGH!" *pokes at boobies* "Ew! It jggled!"
Bobby: "... I kinda liked you better as a guy. But. Um. Nice tits?"
Jean-Paul: "..." *smack!* "I look like my SISTER! This is creepy and wrong. And why does my back hurt?"
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a stickthe Blob*... O_o?
Um. *wibble*
I take it you approve?
(And Bobby'd be all gruff about it, "You know, this habit of yours of ending up in hospitals is really starting to annoy me. Stop it," to cover up for his worry.)
Jean-Paul: "..." *smack!* "I look like my SISTER! This is creepy and wrong. And why does my back hurt?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *wipes tears from eyes* (Side note: Yeah, dude, if Marvel want to be sensitive to their female audiences, some more women with realistic bodies wouldn't hurt.)
Jubilee would have a field time taking female!Jean-Paul shopping. And she'd drag Bobby along to provede a male perspective on the clothes.
Jubilee: "First of all, you need a bra."
Jean-Paul: "Um. Yes, please. It hurts when I move, let alone walk."
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I take it you approve?
Very much so. Awwwww. Worried!Bobby. And Jean-Jaul would be the worst patient ever.
Jubilee would have a field time taking female!Jean-Paul shopping. And she'd drag Bobby along to provede a male perspective on the clothes.
Bwah! Except they wouldn't let him go into the underwear store with them, and then he would sulk.
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Especially cause Bobby keeps fussing like a mother hen, and Jean-Paul is kinda embarassed about having to be washed and stuff with bobby in the room, but if he asks Bobby to leave, it might look suspicious.
Bwah! Except they wouldn't let him go into the underwear store with them, and then he would sulk.
And he keeps trying to wheedle a private modelling session out of Jean-Paul.
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...I have no idea.
And he keeps trying to wheedle a private modelling session out of Jean-Paul.
And get things thrown at his head for it, since Jean-Paul is still really not happy about the whole 'having girlie bits' thing.
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Not to mention that sure, now Bobby wants him. Cue angst!