Oh, fuck you, Marvel! Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and your little doggy, too!


From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


*hits Marvel with a stick the Blob*

... O_o?

Um. *wibble*

I take it you approve?

(And Bobby'd be all gruff about it, "You know, this habit of yours of ending up in hospitals is really starting to annoy me. Stop it," to cover up for his worry.)

Jean-Paul: "..." *smack!* "I look like my SISTER! This is creepy and wrong. And why does my back hurt?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *wipes tears from eyes* (Side note: Yeah, dude, if Marvel want to be sensitive to their female audiences, some more women with realistic bodies wouldn't hurt.)

Jubilee would have a field time taking female!Jean-Paul shopping. And she'd drag Bobby along to provede a male perspective on the clothes.

Jubilee: "First of all, you need a bra."
Jean-Paul: "Um. Yes, please. It hurts when I move, let alone walk."

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


... O_o?

The Blob

I take it you approve?

Very much so. Awwwww. Worried!Bobby. And Jean-Jaul would be the worst patient ever.

Jubilee would have a field time taking female!Jean-Paul shopping. And she'd drag Bobby along to provede a male perspective on the clothes.

Bwah! Except they wouldn't let him go into the underwear store with them, and then he would sulk.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


The BlobVery much so. Awwwww. Worried!Bobby. And Jean-Jaul would be the worst patient ever.

Especially cause Bobby keeps fussing like a mother hen, and Jean-Paul is kinda embarassed about having to be washed and stuff with bobby in the room, but if he asks Bobby to leave, it might look suspicious.

Bwah! Except they wouldn't let him go into the underwear store with them, and then he would sulk.

And he keeps trying to wheedle a private modelling session out of Jean-Paul.

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


How would you manage to pick him up at all, let alone actually hit anyone?

...I have no idea.

And he keeps trying to wheedle a private modelling session out of Jean-Paul.

And get things thrown at his head for it, since Jean-Paul is still really not happy about the whole 'having girlie bits' thing.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


And get things thrown at his head for it, since Jean-Paul is still really not happy about the whole 'having girlie bits' thing.

Not to mention that sure, now Bobby wants him. Cue angst!
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