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[bubosquared]

I'm making a list. A list of people who should never appear in girl!fic. Number one on the list: Bill Clinton. Anyone wanna add?

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[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Eddie Munster.

:)

[armistice.livejournal.com]

Hmph!

[armistice.livejournal.com]

Whoops. That comment should've been re: Original Post.

I fully agree on the Eddie Munster bit.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

SHOULD. NEVER. BE!

[starbrow.livejournal.com]

Jerry Falwell.

Imagine, and weep.

Then scour out your brain.

[meghatron.livejournal.com]

Wow. I don't think you can top that.

...

Okay, maybe not the best wording either. EW.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Oddly enoughm, that works better than girl!Clinton. That probably says a lot about my brain, doesn't it?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Is this before or after he sodomizes Jimmy Swaggart?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Jimmy who?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Look him up. You'll understand everything.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*googles*

*squeaks*

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Because you're gullible like that. XD

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

did you know I'm not in the dictionary? :P

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

*holds up her copy of The Ultimate Fannish Dictionary* Yes you are!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

.... Do I dare ask about the definition?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Just 'cause you ask doesn't mean I'm going to look.

[rsadelle]

Can't you see the comedic possibility in slightly sleazy lesbian Bill hitting on every woman around?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

.... Damn you! (I wonder if Hillary wouldn't appreciate lesbian!Bill. Hm.)

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

oh I bet she does would

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shrubby, Cheney...pretty much any American politician save Barak Obama (who is almost godlike and can thus do whatever he damned well pleases).

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Girl!Cheney ... I think I'm not going to dwell on that one. Girl!Arnie would actually be funny, and girl!Shrub ... do you think he'd even notice?

Girl!Obama is strangely alluring.

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Like I said, Obama can do whatever s/he wants.

Girl!Shrubby...well, if he's mastered the art of lifting the ring before he uses the bathroom, he might notice. Otherwise, probably not.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

'm not actually convinced Shrubby has mastered the art of peeing while standing yet, so in all probability, he'll just think "Huh, there seems to be something on my chest" and then move on to more important things, like naptime.

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

...That just gave me the most disturbing mental image EVER.

Shrubby: *looks down* *sees rather large-ish bumps on chest* Bwuh? *pokeypoke* Ooh! *pokeypokeypoke* *runs off* They all jiggly, Karl!


'Scuse me while I soak my brain in bleach.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Rummy, I think I found weapons of mass destruction!"

"... Those are weapons of mass distraction, mister president."

"Oh, okay!" *jiggle jiggle*

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Rummy/Shrubby OTP?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OTP of SATAN perhaps!

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Hey now, leave Davy Jones out of this!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Great, now there's a pirate AU bunny, too.

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

I aim to please! :D