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[bubosquared]

I'm making a list. A list of people who should never appear in girl!fic. Number one on the list: Bill Clinton. Anyone wanna add?

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[starbrow.livejournal.com]

Jerry Falwell.

Imagine, and weep.

Then scour out your brain.

[meghatron.livejournal.com]

Wow. I don't think you can top that.

...

Okay, maybe not the best wording either. EW.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Oddly enoughm, that works better than girl!Clinton. That probably says a lot about my brain, doesn't it?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Is this before or after he sodomizes Jimmy Swaggart?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Jimmy who?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Look him up. You'll understand everything.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*googles*

*squeaks*

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Because you're gullible like that. XD

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

did you know I'm not in the dictionary? :P

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

*holds up her copy of The Ultimate Fannish Dictionary* Yes you are!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

.... Do I dare ask about the definition?

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Just 'cause you ask doesn't mean I'm going to look.