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[bubosquared]

I'm making a list. A list of people who should never appear in girl!fic. Number one on the list: Bill Clinton. Anyone wanna add?

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'm not actually convinced Shrubby has mastered the art of peeing while standing yet, so in all probability, he'll just think "Huh, there seems to be something on my chest" and then move on to more important things, like naptime.

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...That just gave me the most disturbing mental image EVER.

Shrubby: *looks down* *sees rather large-ish bumps on chest* Bwuh? *pokeypoke* Ooh! *pokeypokeypoke* *runs off* They all jiggly, Karl!


'Scuse me while I soak my brain in bleach.

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"Hey, Rummy, I think I found weapons of mass destruction!"

"... Those are weapons of mass distraction, mister president."

"Oh, okay!" *jiggle jiggle*

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Rummy/Shrubby OTP?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OTP of SATAN perhaps!

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Hey now, leave Davy Jones out of this!

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Great, now there's a pirate AU bunny, too.

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I aim to please! :D