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EU: "Okay that's 7529.com s-l-a-s-h support."

Slash support. Don't I wish there was such a thing.


From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

**giggle**


O, y'know, purely practical advice:

SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Yeah, hi, I need some help. I'm trying to write a James/Jason/Cliff and um, *sheepishly* I kinda lost track of where everyone's limbs and cocks and mouths are.
SS: That's a very common occurance with threesomes, Miss. Why don't you fwd me the file and I'll try and sort it out for you.
Me: Thank you.

Or:

SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Is it possible for a guy to have two cocks up his ass at the same time? And still enjoy it?
SS: If they're careful, and he's experienced, sure.

And:

SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: *sigh* It's me again.
SS: Let me guess. Tangled Limbs Syndrome again.
Me: *miserably* Uh-huh.
SS: *smiling* Just forward it, Miss.
Me: Thanks. You people are fucking saints.
SS: All in a day's work, Miss.

So, can you tell what i'm trying to write? Guess. I dare you. Guess.

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