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Slash support. Don't I wish there was such a thing.
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EU: "Okay that's 7529.com s-l-a-s-h support."
Slash support. Don't I wish there was such a thing.
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Zero: Hello, slash support? My muses aren't cooperating.
Slash Support: What seems to be the problem? Just not responding?
Zero: Well, my James-muse won't stop brooding and angsting, and my Billy-muse is on a one-man crusade to save modern music, instead of giving my James-muse some quality time like he should.
SS: Oh, god, Pumpkins... We'll start with James, the easy one. What's his malfunction?
Zero: He's pining away for D'arcy. I've tried everything. I've talked to him, had my Jimmy-muse talk to him, written a fic where he goes to a Cure concert so he can forget his troubles...
SS: Have you gotten him drunk?
Zero: !?
SS: It just might work. And for Billy...this might be a little harder. First, you gotta convince him to come off his crusade. Fill his angry little head with good music. Like Exciter.
Zero: Good idea!
SS: And once he gets back, you have to get him all lovey and stuff...this is where creative scenemaking would come in to play.
Zero: Sunsets? Palm trees? Strawberry daquiris?
SS: No, you gotta remember, he's not quite right in the head. How about that big Victorian house in Chicago that he bought...up in the attic, so he can see all the stars.
Zero: But I just gave my James-muse a bottle of tequila, and he'll be too drunk to climb the stairs!
SS: Artistic license. Trust me.
Zero: Thanks! But what if it doesn't work? What if they start fighting or something, or James gets too loopy?
SS: Even better! You'll have a plot bunny, either a making-up scene, or some life-threatening drunken catastrophe.
Zero: Good point. Thank you very much!
SS: You have a nice evening, ma'am.
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**giggle**
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Yeah, hi, I need some help. I'm trying to write a James/Jason/Cliff and um, *sheepishly* I kinda lost track of where everyone's limbs and cocks and mouths are.
SS: That's a very common occurance with threesomes, Miss. Why don't you fwd me the file and I'll try and sort it out for you.
Me: Thank you.
Or:
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Is it possible for a guy to have two cocks up his ass at the same time? And still enjoy it?
SS: If they're careful, and he's experienced, sure.
And:
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: *sigh* It's me again.
SS: Let me guess. Tangled Limbs Syndrome again.
Me: *miserably* Uh-huh.
SS: *smiling* Just forward it, Miss.
Me: Thanks. You people are fucking saints.
SS: All in a day's work, Miss.
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Re: **giggle**
From:
**giggle**
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Yeah, hi, I need some help. I'm trying to write a James/Jason/Cliff and um, *sheepishly* I kinda lost track of where everyone's limbs and cocks and mouths are.
SS: That's a very common occurance with threesomes, Miss. Why don't you fwd me the file and I'll try and sort it out for you.
Me: Thank you.
Or:
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: Is it possible for a guy to have two cocks up his ass at the same time? And still enjoy it?
SS: If they're careful, and he's experienced, sure.
And:
SS: Hello, this is Slash Support, how may I help you?
Me: *sigh* It's me again.
SS: Let me guess. Tangled Limbs Syndrome again.
Me: *miserably* Uh-huh.
SS: *smiling* Just forward it, Miss.
Me: Thanks. You people are fucking saints.
SS: All in a day's work, Miss.
So, can you tell what i'm trying to write? Guess. I dare you. Guess.
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kat: uh.. yeah. i seem to have this problem..
ss: well, that is what we are here for.
kat: okay. i cant find my smut muse. he left me.
ss: that *does* present a problem. have you tried looking at pictures?
kat: yep.
ss: reading stories?
kat: yep
ss: role play?
kat: yep
ss: well, why dont you throw your characters together in a closet, and see what happens?
kat: *gets starry eyed*.. thanks!