So Amy linked me to this picture, which has Liv Tyler draping herself all over Joaquin Phoenix, and while that's of course hot as hell, there's also other people in the picture, and the second bloke especially looks familiar and I can't figure out why. Any of you recognise him? Please?
Yay, part 36 of The Archer is up! Viggo is an idiot! Finally someone else is acknowledging it! :D
In other news, for the first time in ... years, possibly a decade or more, I'm wearing a skirt for other reasons than that it's too hot for trousers. I feel weird.
Amusing typo of the day:
Melle & ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
zarah5: *write Viktor/Ron shower porn*
Zarah: "Ron," Viggo repeats, and his tone holds just a bit more force this time.
Melle: ((.. VIGGO?))
If you're at all into Lotrips, you need to run, not walk, to go and read The Archer, which is an AU about spies and things going BOOM and there's Dom and Viggo and Sean and Orlando and Eric and Karl and everyone has lots of sex and and and--Go! What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation?
( DO NOT CLICK ON THIS UNTIL YOU'VE READ THE WHOLE SERIES! MASSIVE SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT! )
OMGWTF, Part One: I was browsing the Slash Database aznd came across my own entry there. From four years ago. Bweep. I refer to myself as being nineteen! Ack! I'm old now!
OMGWTF, Part Two: Here I am, opening the mail, having some coffee, and suddenly a picture of Billeh is smiling at me from the post pile. BILLEH! On the cover of Strathclyde European Partnership News! In suit and tie!
Yo, ruby_fruit, have you been hitting my muses with your Het Writing Stick? *glowers at Certain People*
ETA: Um. Note to self: You've a shitload of things to do today, so reading porn is not the best of ideas. Seriously.
ETA²: Second note to self: Also, if you're going to insist on reading non-recced stories, at least have the good sense to listen to your instincts when coming across a story entitled Beanie Baby with the summary "Orli makes a birthday request." Because it is EXACTLY what you're thinking! *twitches violently*
Pornish drabble for deepsix and ladyjaida. SeanB/Orlando, set in this bizarre universe ruby_fruit and I conceived of, in which the Fellowship is at Hogwarts.
SeanB is Chaser and Captain of the Slytherin (I think) Quidditch team, and Orlando's Seeker for Ravenclaw Gryffindor, and for the sake of the drabble, that's all you need to know.
Further details of the universe: Liv is Orlando's older sister, Viggo used to be with Sean but now has a huge crush on Ian, who teaches DADA, Dom has a crush on Liv, Elijah and SeanA are the Sappiest Couple of Hogwarts, and Billy will sleep with anyone who's willing. (Dude, Amy, I think we forgot a Fellowship member. Oops?)
Why am I telling you all this? Because rather than write this, I'd like to turn it into a mini-RPG. Just three, maybe four of us, playing multiple characters, probably. Anyone interested?
In not-so-other news, I appear to be going on a Sean Bean binge. Mmmmm.
Edit: What the-?
Edit the second: Waaaaaant! Sean Bean. Pete Postlethwaite. Football. Want. Waaaaaaant!
So apparently, my body interprents "take a nap" as "sleep until seven AM the next morning". Bastages. Ah, well, will have to work on stuff at work today, then. *pokes brain* Give me a layout bunny for the RS-X archive, bitch
Or maybe I'll do something else ... *wanders off to go find drummer!Nick and drummer!Joey pictures* Muahahahahahaha! >:D
ChrisPuppet: ?
Melle: *wiggles eyebrows*
ChrisPuppet: *... hides behind Kevin*
Kevin: Weh?
Melle: *pets Kevin*
Kevin: *purr*
Lola: Meow? *nudges Kevin*
Kevin: A kitten! *plays with Lola*
ChrisPuppet: Weh?
Melle: Don't look at me, I just live here.
ChrisPuppet: When an amimated puppet is the sanest thing in your head, it's time to seek help, love.
Melle: But I don't want help!
SeanB: Melle has no help. Melle needs no help!
Melle: Damn right!
Kevin: Oooh, pretty! *glomps SeanB*
Kevin&SeanB: *make out*
Melle: Wah? *stares* Guh!
Lola: *pout* Meow? *eyes ChrisPuppet* *chases*
ChrisPuppet: Eeek! *runs away* Help?
Melle: *stares at Kevin and SeanB*
ChrisPuppet: Dammit. Back off, demon cat from hell! Return to the devil whence you came!
Wade: Hey! Leave me out of this!
Lola: *stops dead in tracks, eyes Wade, eyes ChrisPuppet, eyes Wade again*
Wade: ...?
Lola: *jumps onto Wade's face, claws first*
Wade: Aaaaargh! My FACE!
ChrisPuppet: *cheers*
... I think I need more caffeine.
I ought to make a big Master Cast List for the musiverse entries. Or maybe I'll just add any new characters that turn up and update every time I make a musiverse entry. That'll be easier. Yeah.
I'm a little teapot.
Then I randomly had a Sean Bean/Ian McKellan bunny.
And now I actually had an honest-to-god swanslash bunny.
Brain? Stop that!
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