Melle: *kicks Ann Landers* dude, okay. <<I do not believe it is wise to have your teenage daughters running around nude in front of their father and adolescent brother. >> WHAT THE FUCK?
Tri: Um, you did hear that Ann Landers died, right?
Melle: My dad and brothers have seen me naked THOUSANDS of times! They're not SCARRED or anything, and neiter am I!
Melle: And yes. But I still want to kick her.

From: [identity profile] asilvahalo.livejournal.com


Hey man. You ever read Flowers in the Attic. Brother is horny because he's locked in the attic! And he doesn't know any other girls. So instead of jerking off like a normal kid, he bangs his sister. Heh. Because there's no such thing as a guy who doesn't want to bang his relatives in a VC Andrews novel.
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