You know it's time to clean when ...

[bubosquared]

... the dust bunnies under the bed are forming allegiances with the plot bunnies in your head. (Hm, now I know where my recent crack-dreams wame from.)

... you can't see an inch of your kitchen counter anymore.

... you can't, in fact, really see your sink anymore.

... the fungus in one of your pots is demanding equal rights. And it's getting support from the content of your fridge.

... you just received a declaration of war from last week's bread.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, I won the war (thanks to a strong stomach and lots of soap water), and the rebellion's been slain, so I'm good for now. But, yeah. Must clean on a semi-regular basis. Ow.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yes, the 'clean, then wait until the dirt is sentient before cleaning again' cycle is not a good one.