You know it's time to clean when ...

[bubosquared]

... the dust bunnies under the bed are forming allegiances with the plot bunnies in your head. (Hm, now I know where my recent crack-dreams wame from.)

... you can't see an inch of your kitchen counter anymore.

... you can't, in fact, really see your sink anymore.

... the fungus in one of your pots is demanding equal rights. And it's getting support from the content of your fridge.

... you just received a declaration of war from last week's bread.

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[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

the dust bunnies under the bed are forming allegiances with the plot bunnies in your head.

This makes me so glad I have no under-the-bed. It's a futon on the floor. But I still need to clean really badly. *hangs head*

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Heh, dude, I know what you mean. I have several species of sock-monsters breeding under my bed.

Mustcleanbeforeschoolstarts!

I have a month and a half left of vacation left and I'm already panicking. O.o

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, I won the war (thanks to a strong stomach and lots of soap water), and the rebellion's been slain, so I'm good for now. But, yeah. Must clean on a semi-regular basis. Ow.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dude, I know! I keep telling myself that I'll start cleaning regularily, I won't let it get to this point anymore, but inevitably, I end up not cleaning until I fear for my life because there's several civilisations under there. Oi.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yes, the 'clean, then wait until the dirt is sentient before cleaning again' cycle is not a good one.

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

Shades of Maul's apartment in the Sith Academy stories. I totally understand. *thinks about her old fridge and turns green* ˇ

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hee! No kidding! There's a reason I own a fortune worth of SA merch, yo. =D

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

I got into TPM fandom through SA, after getting into Ewan McGregor through--no, not TPM, but Brassed-Off.?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm one of these rare creatures who were never really in TPM, except for a brief period a few months before the movie came out, when Mona started writing it.

Have also never been in TS, HL, dS or any of the mainstream fandoms. I've never even been into XF.

I am a freak.

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

*checks femgeek's profile*

*remains puzzled*

Okay, what fandoms *have* you been in?∞

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Um, just the ones I was really involved in, in semi-chronologic order:

Space: Above and Beyond
Biker Mice from Mars
Metallica
Harry Potter
U2
*NSync
Sex Pistols (not much of a fandom, but you know)