Crack!

[bubosquared]

Melle: Randomly, what is it about Americans and teeth?
Mireille: LOL. Years of enforced orthodontia.
Melle: Which is prolly why I don't mind Marcus' as much.
Melle: I HATE the Straight White Hollywood Teeth.
Mireille: I can understand that.
Melle: Just. Ugh.
Melle: mostly cause mine are yellow (smoke) and crooked (sucked thumb until I was twelve, and hello, I wonder if that's why marcus' teeth are weird.)
Mireille: LOL. Actually, that would explain a lot.
Mireille: Mine are close to Straight White Hollywood, but that's because they were so bad when I was little that I could barely chew.
Melle: Hee. Marcus. Suckig his thumb. That image is so ... something.
Mireille: Deeply wrong?
Melle: Kind of adorable is what I was going for. Adorably wrong!
Mireille: That works. Oh, that would go a long way to explain the bad-ass attitude, if he still sucked his thumb first year....
Melle: Considering the teeth, prolly still!
Melle: Heeeeee!
Melle: Okay, am on crack.
Mireille: Yes, you are. As am I, because one day you'll probably see that somewhere.
Melle: Heeeee! I love youuuu!
Mireille: I won't *mean* to, but it'll turn up.
Melle: **snicker** Sure you won't. :D
Mireille: You know I will. Oliver will wake up in the middle of the night and discover that Marcus sucks his thumb.
Melle: Marcus sucking Oliver's thumb? I'm not sure whether I should die frmo the cutness or from laughter.
Mireille: *rolls eyes*

Comments

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

I think the idea of most people is, that if you don't have straight white teeth, you don't brush. And if you don't brush, your mouth is full of icky germs. At least, that seems to be the view on it. I wish it wasn't, cause I had braces when I was younger. Lemme tell ya, those things are horrible. Tho, due to lack of me wearing a retainer, they aren't perfectly straight, but close enough.

Besides, sometimes it just gets weird. I used to know this girl in school who had such crooked teeth her two front ones were parallel to each other. See, thats just plain creepy, and not in a good way.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's functional, sure. But. Okay, my teeth are crooked, but it's just the front ones. They're kinda ... pulled to one side, due to sucking my thumb all the time. My two front teeth form a little inward "v". But I can eat and all just fine, yet somehow, according to the teeth fascists, I should wear retainers? Eh?