Crack!

[bubosquared]

Melle: Randomly, what is it about Americans and teeth?
Mireille: LOL. Years of enforced orthodontia.
Melle: Which is prolly why I don't mind Marcus' as much.
Melle: I HATE the Straight White Hollywood Teeth.
Mireille: I can understand that.
Melle: Just. Ugh.
Melle: mostly cause mine are yellow (smoke) and crooked (sucked thumb until I was twelve, and hello, I wonder if that's why marcus' teeth are weird.)
Mireille: LOL. Actually, that would explain a lot.
Mireille: Mine are close to Straight White Hollywood, but that's because they were so bad when I was little that I could barely chew.
Melle: Hee. Marcus. Suckig his thumb. That image is so ... something.
Mireille: Deeply wrong?
Melle: Kind of adorable is what I was going for. Adorably wrong!
Mireille: That works. Oh, that would go a long way to explain the bad-ass attitude, if he still sucked his thumb first year....
Melle: Considering the teeth, prolly still!
Melle: Heeeeee!
Melle: Okay, am on crack.
Mireille: Yes, you are. As am I, because one day you'll probably see that somewhere.
Melle: Heeeee! I love youuuu!
Mireille: I won't *mean* to, but it'll turn up.
Melle: **snicker** Sure you won't. :D
Mireille: You know I will. Oliver will wake up in the middle of the night and discover that Marcus sucks his thumb.
Melle: Marcus sucking Oliver's thumb? I'm not sure whether I should die frmo the cutness or from laughter.
Mireille: *rolls eyes*

Comments

[asilvahalo.livejournal.com]

re: Americans and teeth. I had to get braces, but never wore my retainer, so... You know, they're not that straight, still. :) But yeah. I remember watching this thing on ET or some other Show About Hollywood, and there was some girl who wanted to act and had perfectly decent teeth having to go in and get all her teeth capped because they weren't white and square enough.

I think Julia Roberts' teeth has something to do with my profound dislike for her.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I just. Don't get it. They're teeth. You eat with them. And okay, I have issues about mine, but they're just oddly crooked. But. Why the obsession? I don't get it.

[asilvahalo.livejournal.com]

Most Americans would say "hygeine." But that's also the reason given for, say, shaving your pits or wearing deodorant, neither of which is terribly true. So... no idea.