bubosquared | In which I am on crack. no, really.

So I'm inncoently chatting with Andrea, and then this conversation happened ...

Melle: You know, when I was a kid, I used to lie in the grass like that to read.
Andrea: yeah, and now we got off on a grown-up man doing the same. we pervs.
Melle: Hee. David beckham is a TEENAGED GIRL!
Melle: **gigglez**
Andrea: *giggle*
Andrea: heh. no, we are.
Andrea: *giggles some more*
Andrea: amd if dace is a teenaged girl, what does that make michael then?
Melle: And um. Between this picture and those of Chris and Justin with lollipops? I will never look at candy the same way again.
Andrea: dave
Melle: His BESTEST girlfriend in the WHOLE world? **cracks up**
Andrea: ahahahaha
Andrea: I bet they "experiment" and stuff. in the locker.
Andrea: and dave licking a lollipop is quite the sight.
Melle: And practise kissing on each other! (Not that I ever did that. Sadly. Sigh.)
Andrea: ooooh. what a cute picture. (well, I practiced with my ex. *g*)
Melle:
Melle: And now I'm picturing them both in catholic school girl's outfits. And Pigtails.
Andrea: ahahahahah.
Andrea: oh my.
Melle: Am on serious crack.
Melle: Also, I cannot wait for the first girl!footbalslash stories.
Andrea: LOL. becky...
Melle: Hee!
Melle: "The morning of the quatrer final against Brazil, David Beckham woke up female."
Andrea: *ponders* would he be allowed to play?
Melle: he'd, like. Hide it. I think. Until after the game.
Andrea: he'd hide it? breasts?
Andrea: hair?
Andrea: *evil grin* like, in the dressing room...
Melle: He could get away with it, I think.
Melle: Tie off the breasts, dress beforehand.
Melle: And only Michael would know, cause he'd have to help.
Melle: And why am i even discussing this?
Andrea: because it's fun?
Melle: Hee. okay, good point. Also, girl!Becks is kinda hot.
Andrea: *imagines it*
Andrea: rowr.
Andrea: you were saying? about mike having to *nudgenudgewinkwink* help?
Melle: Well, someone'd have to go out and get stuff to hide the breasts and stuff.
Melle: And he'd be all "Must not stare ar breasts, must not stare .."
Andrea: *snicker* and then, you'd know, he'd wonder if dave is like, completely a woman now...
Andrea: and then he would blush.
Melle: Heee!
Melle: oh, god. And then David'd be all "You know, if I'm gonna be a woman, I want to take advantage of this." And he'd buy some sexy clothes and convince Michael to take him to a club.
Andrea: and then he couldn't look at dave anymore with, watch out, pun, "straight face".
Andrea: there's an a missing.
Andrea: but you get the idea.
Melle: Hee!
Andrea: would there be kindofhet!love?
Melle: Um. I just pictured Michael goin down on girl!Dave. Um. Sorry, brain sn't functioning right now.
Andrea: asjgjlsghjkslg
Andrea: I just gulped loudly.
Melle: Yah.
Andrea: ajghgjgh
Melle: Good thing i live alone.
Andrea: LOL
Andrea: my housemate is in the next room, if I'm not mistaken.
Andrea: er. I. think I. um. should take. a. er. cold---- shower. yes.
Melle: Um. Yes.
Melle: Agh. Dude.
Melle: And then. At some point, he hanges back.
Andrea: actually.
Melle: *changes
Andrea: now. I'm imagining mike going down on the real david.
Andrea: okay, and now girl!david again. whatever. I need a shower.
Melle: **giggle**
Melle: And after he changes back, it's kinda weird.
Andrea: well, of course.
Andrea: michael would kind of miss the breasts. *snerk*
Melle: And they'd be kinda. "That was just because of circumstances." Except Michael would miss David, breasts or no.
Andrea: yeah, like *always*. guys. *rolls eyes*
Andrea: "just because of circumstances" pah!
Melle: And um. He'd keep. "Forgetting." And touching David more than he really should. but David's not really protesting.
Andrea: *purr*
Andrea: where's seaman in the story?
Melle: Um. Obscured by leena's wrath? hee.
Andrea: heheh. she has the quite a thing for him then, eh?
Melle: **snicker**
Andrea: I miss the french. *sigh*
Melle: So would they eventually clue in to the fact that the girl thing had nothing to do with it, you morons?
Andrea: my sweet sweet david.
Andrea: well, in my world, they would,
Andrea: and then have hotmonkeysex all night long.
Melle: Hee!.
Melle: Oh, god, i so want to write this!
Melle: Must post this in LJ to remember.