In which I am on crack. no, really.

[bubosquared]

So I'm inncoently chatting with Andrea, and then this conversation happened ...

Melle: You know, when I was a kid, I used to lie in the grass like that to read.
Andrea: yeah, and now we got off on a grown-up man doing the same. we pervs.
Melle: Hee. David beckham is a TEENAGED GIRL!
Melle: **gigglez**
Andrea: *giggle*
Andrea: heh. no, we are.
Andrea: *giggles some more*
Andrea: amd if dace is a teenaged girl, what does that make michael then?
Melle: And um. Between this picture and those of Chris and Justin with lollipops? I will never look at candy the same way again.
Andrea: dave
Melle: His BESTEST girlfriend in the WHOLE world? **cracks up**
Andrea: ahahahaha
Andrea: I bet they "experiment" and stuff. in the locker.
Andrea: and dave licking a lollipop is quite the sight.
Melle: And practise kissing on each other! (Not that I ever did that. Sadly. Sigh.)
Andrea: ooooh. what a cute picture. (well, I practiced with my ex. *g*)
Melle:
Melle: And now I'm picturing them both in catholic school girl's outfits. And Pigtails.
Andrea: ahahahahah.
Andrea: oh my.
Melle: Am on serious crack.
Melle: Also, I cannot wait for the first girl!footbalslash stories.
Andrea: LOL. becky...
Melle: Hee!
Melle: "The morning of the quatrer final against Brazil, David Beckham woke up female."
Andrea: *ponders* would he be allowed to play?
Melle: he'd, like. Hide it. I think. Until after the game.
Andrea: he'd hide it? breasts?
Andrea: hair?
Andrea: *evil grin* like, in the dressing room...
Melle: He could get away with it, I think.
Melle: Tie off the breasts, dress beforehand.
Melle: And only Michael would know, cause he'd have to help.
Melle: And why am i even discussing this?
Andrea: because it's fun?
Melle: Hee. okay, good point. Also, girl!Becks is kinda hot.
Andrea: *imagines it*
Andrea: rowr.
Andrea: you were saying? about mike having to *nudgenudgewinkwink* help?
Melle: Well, someone'd have to go out and get stuff to hide the breasts and stuff.
Melle: And he'd be all "Must not stare ar breasts, must not stare .."
Andrea: *snicker* and then, you'd know, he'd wonder if dave is like, completely a woman now...
Andrea: and then he would blush.
Melle: Heee!
Melle: oh, god. And then David'd be all "You know, if I'm gonna be a woman, I want to take advantage of this." And he'd buy some sexy clothes and convince Michael to take him to a club.
Andrea: and then he couldn't look at dave anymore with, watch out, pun, "straight face".
Andrea: there's an a missing.
Andrea: but you get the idea.
Melle: Hee!
Andrea: would there be kindofhet!love?
Melle: Um. I just pictured Michael goin down on girl!Dave. Um. Sorry, brain sn't functioning right now.
Andrea: asjgjlsghjkslg
Andrea: I just gulped loudly.
Melle: Yah.
Andrea: ajghgjgh
Melle: Good thing i live alone.
Andrea: LOL
Andrea: my housemate is in the next room, if I'm not mistaken.
Andrea: er. I. think I. um. should take. a. er. cold---- shower. yes.
Melle: Um. Yes.
Melle: Agh. Dude.
Melle: And then. At some point, he hanges back.
Andrea: actually.
Melle: *changes
Andrea: now. I'm imagining mike going down on the real david.
Andrea: okay, and now girl!david again. whatever. I need a shower.
Melle: **giggle**
Melle: And after he changes back, it's kinda weird.
Andrea: well, of course.
Andrea: michael would kind of miss the breasts. *snerk*
Melle: And they'd be kinda. "That was just because of circumstances." Except Michael would miss David, breasts or no.
Andrea: yeah, like *always*. guys. *rolls eyes*
Andrea: "just because of circumstances" pah!
Melle: And um. He'd keep. "Forgetting." And touching David more than he really should. but David's not really protesting.
Andrea: *purr*
Andrea: where's seaman in the story?
Melle: Um. Obscured by leena's wrath? hee.
Andrea: heheh. she has the quite a thing for him then, eh?
Melle: **snicker**
Andrea: I miss the french. *sigh*
Melle: So would they eventually clue in to the fact that the girl thing had nothing to do with it, you morons?
Andrea: my sweet sweet david.
Andrea: well, in my world, they would,
Andrea: and then have hotmonkeysex all night long.
Melle: Hee!.
Melle: Oh, god, i so want to write this!
Melle: Must post this in LJ to remember.

And now I want to write it. Oi.

Comments

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

Innocently! Pah!

Ahem. Off to take a shower.

Andrea

[bon1138.livejournal.com]

That story idea is great and I would love to read it if you do write it. The only problem now is that I'm going to be checking Beckham out the entire game just to see if there is anything there.

Such a shame to have to stare at him for the whole game and I hear that it's likely to rain tomorrow as well. He better watch out how clingy his shirt gets if he wants to keep his girliness undercover. Hopefully Michael will use his body to keep Beckham's true identity mostly hidden from the cameras.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*cackle* Um. Prospect of wet!Becks = happy!Melle. Mrrr.

And heee. Oh, god, I'm way too happy about this bunny.

[bon1138.livejournal.com]

No wet!Becks today but hey the shirtless Becks was good too. Also I love the bunny and I think that it would be a great story if you do write it.

[flabbergast.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha!

I always miss the good stuff when I'm sleeping, apparently.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Apprently. Heee! We need to have a footballslash chat this weekend. Like, a bunch of us on IRC or something.

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[flabbergast.livejournal.com]

Lookit meee, I'm spamming your inbox with comments while you're away. Yes, I really am. Heh.

Anyway, what I was going to say: I haven't been on IRC in years. Ahaha. Perhaps I should download it again, then.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Wheee! Okay, you need</i< to be online tomorrow, cause I went out tonigh and so no footballslash chat has happened, but. Tomorrow! We can actually have a chat on European time for once! Yes. http://www.mirc.com ^_^