Okay, I lied,

[bubosquared]

Top 5 bands people should give a listen:

1. Bob Dylan
2. Metallica
3. The Sex Pistols
4. *NSync
5. Backstreet Boys

Top 5 things that turn you on about people:

1. Eyebrows
2. Arms
3. Curvy waist (women)/varnished nails (men)
4. Curvy belly
5. Voice

Top 5 movies you watch all of the time:

1. The Defiant Ones
2. Velvet Goldmine
3. Lord of the Rings
4. Bound
5. Beautiful Thing

Top 5 Songs of the moment:

1. Joey Fatone - Ready To Fall
2. Lord I Lift Your Name High
3. Lauryn Hill - His Eye Is On the Sparrow
4. Backstreet Boys - I Need You Tonight
5. Bob Dylan - My Back Pages

Top 5 things people should know about you:

I have the most diverse, insane, and weird musical taste in the world.
1. I can and will slash anything.
2. I have the incessant need to be really, really rational in discussions, to the point where, when others don't, I'm surprised, hurt, and annoyed, and tend to walk out on the discussion.
3. I get cranky when deprived of music.
4. I smoke too much.
5. I'm a loyal friend, but I also tend to carry a grudge.

Top 5 things on your desk right now:

1. ChrisPuppet!
2. Picture of Jess
3. Keys
4. Cigarette case
5. The *NSync Christmas ard Amy sent me.

Top 5 things you say the most:

1. "Oi!"
2. "Feh."
3. "Gnah."
4. "For the love of god."/"Fo fuck's sake!"
5. "Motherfucker!"

Top 5 things you do not understand about your own sex:

1. The willingness to wear high heels on a daily basis, thus deforming their feet and being generally uncomfortable.
2. The willingness to deny themselves pleasures like food, etc. to conform to the male majority's beauty ideal.
3. Kids, and why not wanting them means one is in denial of one's womanhood.
4. Ditto for periods.
5. How to seduce them. (Grmbl.^_~)

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[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

...and chiming in in agreement on the kids thing as well. My mom tells me this, even, and she's Ms. Hardcore Feminist who also didn't want kids, but ended up getting pregnant and deciding, what the hell, to have us. Like, don't assume I'll change my mind just because you did, okay? Sheesh.

I love curvy tummies, too.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, curves. I want a girl/woman who is womanly, dammit. If I wanted to screw someone with boyhips I'd save myself a lot of trouble and be straight. And on guys, it's just so cuddly! ^__^