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The Very Secret Diary of Paul 'Bono' Hewson
Note: Dates etc. Are entirely approximate. I just typed in random numbers/
Day #1
Assimilated local band. Will use this as a vessel on my way to world domination and, umtimately, godhood. And dad says I have no goals.
Day #23
Found out bassist cannot, in fact, actually play. Can, however, bullshit quite well. Will keep him around. Bullshit abilities may come in handy one day.
Still not god.
Day # 650
Touring is hell. Drummer thinks it's all about the drums, bassist claims his clothes keep disappearing (doesn't seem to rueful about it, either), and I think guitarist is going bald.
Mullet is coming along fine. Yay!
Still not god. Working on it!
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*chokesnortsplutter*
*hysterical laughter*
*gasp*
Um, yes, I am much amused by that line...
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I'm about to inhale a paperclip just to see if I can.
DO SOMETHING!!!!!
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my favourite part: Mullet is coming along fine. Yay!
*snickers*
that was amusing to wake up to. thanks!
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And extreme bizarreness. On Monday, Bryn asked me, "What's Bono's real name?" I couldn't remember (I know, shame on me) but I forgot to try and find out . . . and then I do anyway, completely by accident.
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And dad says I have no goals
Pure genius.
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