God: "Oh, my Self! It's Bono!"

[bubosquared]

The Very Secret Diary of Paul 'Bono' Hewson

Note: Dates etc. Are entirely approximate. I just typed in random numbers/

Day #1
Assimilated local band. Will use this as a vessel on my way to world domination and, umtimately, godhood. And dad says I have no goals.

Day #23
Found out bassist cannot, in fact, actually play. Can, however, bullshit quite well. Will keep him around. Bullshit abilities may come in handy one day.

Still not god.

Day # 650
Touring is hell. Drummer thinks it's all about the drums, bassist claims his clothes keep disappearing (doesn't seem to rueful about it, either), and I think guitarist is going bald.

Mullet is coming along fine. Yay!

Still not god. Working on it!

Comments

[o-contrary.livejournal.com]

God: "Oh, my Self!"

*chokesnortsplutter*

*hysterical laughter*

*gasp*

Um, yes, I am much amused by that line...

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you. I swear, the things my brain comes up with when I'm busy chewing my face off out boredom.

I'm about to inhale a paperclip just to see if I can.

DO SOMETHING!!!!!

[shmanny.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA HA!

my favourite part: Mullet is coming along fine. Yay!

*snickers*

that was amusing to wake up to. thanks!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thank yew, thank yew! Glad I'm amusing someone, if not myself. Gah. Brain. Melting. Must. Seek. Help!

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[shmanny.livejournal.com]

*waves hand dismissively* ahhhh... help, shmelp. who needs it? random craziness of the humourous kind is never a bad thing! :D

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Heh.

And extreme bizarreness. On Monday, Bryn asked me, "What's Bono's real name?" I couldn't remember (I know, shame on me) but I forgot to try and find out . . . and then I do anyway, completely by accident.

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha. Genius.

And dad says I have no goals

Pure genius.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*bow* Thank you, thank you. ^__^

[ex-beck817.livejournal.com]

:giggles uncontrolably: You're wonderful, do you know that? :)

[leici.livejournal.com]

Mehehe!! That is so funny! I like it, Melle!

[sonatine.livejournal.com]

Hehhhh. Bono's real name is Paul. ::snicker:: I don't know why I find that so amusing.

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

::Giggles insanely::