Announcment

[bubosquared]

I hate my breasts. *pokes them* You can stop increasing now! There are plenty of girls out there who want larger breasts. I'm not tall/fat enough to look proportionate with a D-cut, dammit. Quit it before I outgrow this C-cup bra!

Are you listening, brats?

(Am talking to my breasts. Clearly, I am insane.)

Comments

Nope, not insane.

[o-contrary.livejournal.com]

Behold, the 5'4.5" wonder. Why wonder? The 36DD chest that comes attatched. Yep. Lars with 36DD tits. I have the 'shrink for once, why dontcha?!' talk with mine frequently. What's more, my grandmother on the dominant side of the family has *EE* breasts. ::shudder:: Reduction may well be in my future.