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[bubosquared]

I hate my breasts. *pokes them* You can stop increasing now! There are plenty of girls out there who want larger breasts. I'm not tall/fat enough to look proportionate with a D-cut, dammit. Quit it before I outgrow this C-cup bra!

Are you listening, brats?

(Am talking to my breasts. Clearly, I am insane.)

Comments

[sivan.livejournal.com]

There are plenty of girls out there who want larger breasts.

*coughs and waves*

[vacate.livejournal.com]

maybe your breasts can tell mine to follow their lead. *frowns at chest*

[kkscatnip.livejournal.com]

*offers hers* hereyago. i dont want them. heh. 38c, and if they get any larger kat considers a reduction-- she doesnt want more back problems, and from looking at realatives, that is what will happen.

[safti]

(Nah, I've told mine on more than one occasion, "Even the fuck up! I shouldn't be listing to the right all the time!" . . . okay, they're not bad, and it's not even noticeable unless I'm naked/braless, but still . . . )

*nods*

[arami.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean, only I was having that conversation with my own when I was 14. They didn't listen *bastards* Luckily I'm tall enough so that's okay, but it is a pain in the ass to find bras in 38D *sigh*

I don't think you're insane either :)

[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

Here, take mine. They're a 36D. I don't have problems with back pain yet, but I'm sick of never being able to wear the vast majority of t-shirts, especially band t-shirts, because they're designed for men and fall strangely over the Oversized Breasts of Death, making me look like some sort of chubby, deformed elf. Or button-down shirts, 90% of which gap revealingly over the bosom unless I buy them at least two sizes too big. Not to mention the whole "guys talking to the chest" thing - even nice guys, who aren't trying to be sleazy at all, end up doing it. I've gotten really good at dressing to disguise them over the years, but they're still there. Sheesh.

Nope, not insane.

[o-contrary.livejournal.com]

Behold, the 5'4.5" wonder. Why wonder? The 36DD chest that comes attatched. Yep. Lars with 36DD tits. I have the 'shrink for once, why dontcha?!' talk with mine frequently. What's more, my grandmother on the dominant side of the family has *EE* breasts. ::shudder:: Reduction may well be in my future.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh god, yes. I'm okay with t-shirts, oddly, but it's impossible to find a blouse or a button-down-shirt that a) doesn't threaten to burts in the chest area and b) doesn't completely hide the fact that hello! I have a waist. (This does not improve when taking into account my broad, "child-bearing" (*gag*) hips.

[sivan.livejournal.com]

Sigh. I don't want large breasts, just ... well, a little more? Would be nice. (Because while I don't usually have any trouble wearing t-shirts, so many other things don't look good on me. I so adore corsages, for example, yet I can't seem to find one that looks good and, well, not completely ridiculous. Grr. Same for most tops with a low neck-line, really. And don't get me started on dresses. (I have the wide hips, but not the breasts to balance them out.))

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heh. I, too, have wide hips. My breasts do not balance them out. I'm a size 40-42 in trousers and skirts, and a size 38 in tops. It sucks trying to find dresses that fit.

Also, I would like to note that One Size most vertainly does not Fit All.