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OKay, so technically, this should go in the puppies friends group, but I figured everyone needs a giggle right now, yes?

They noticed something odd about Chris from the minute he'd walked into the studio. It took Justin to actually voice what they were thinking.

"Um, Chris?" he asked cautiously, "I think there's something on your leg ..."

"Yeah, I know," Chris said, not looking very concerned. "It came out of nowhere when I left my house this morning. I can't get it off."

Lance was about to say something when Joey sauntered in. He took one look at Chris' leg, took a closer look, and blinked. Then he looked at Chris. "Dude. Are you aware you have a lesbian on yourr leg?"

Chris rolled his eyes. "Yes, Joseph, I do. I'm not entirely blind."

"How can you tell she's gay?" Justin sked, puzzled.

"It's just this thing you know," Joey shrugs.

"Yeah, if she latched on to anyone but joey, she must be gay." "That's not funny, Chasez," Joey glared.

"Um, guys," Lance interrupted," Not to be the voice of reason or anything, but how are we gonna explain this to PR?"

---

PR were stunned. They were so shocked all they could do was stare, eyes huge, doing a little synchronised goldfish imitaion. Justin and Joey were turning blue with laughter.

"Guys, please. It's not that big a deal," Chris tried to assure them.

"Not a big deal?"

"You have a lesbian stuck on your leg, Kirkpatrick. That is a huge deal!"

"No wait, wait, I have an idea. We can turn this into something positive."

---

Three weeks later ...

"Hello, and welcome to Adopt A Homosexual. I'm your host, Chris Kirkpatrick, and this is my pet lesbian, Melle."

This was way funnier in my head, yo! This is all their fault, btw.

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