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They noticed something odd about Chris from the minute he'd walked into the studio. It took Justin to actually voice what they were thinking.This was way funnier in my head, yo! This is all their fault, btw."Um, Chris?" he asked cautiously, "I think there's something on your leg ..."
"Yeah, I know," Chris said, not looking very concerned. "It came out of nowhere when I left my house this morning. I can't get it off."
Lance was about to say something when Joey sauntered in. He took one look at Chris' leg, took a closer look, and blinked. Then he looked at Chris. "Dude. Are you aware you have a lesbian on yourr leg?"
Chris rolled his eyes. "Yes, Joseph, I do. I'm not entirely blind."
"How can you tell she's gay?" Justin sked, puzzled.
"It's just this thing you know," Joey shrugs.
"Yeah, if she latched on to anyone but joey, she must be gay." "That's not funny, Chasez," Joey glared.
"Um, guys," Lance interrupted," Not to be the voice of reason or anything, but how are we gonna explain this to PR?"
PR were stunned. They were so shocked all they could do was stare, eyes huge, doing a little synchronised goldfish imitaion. Justin and Joey were turning blue with laughter.
"Guys, please. It's not that big a deal," Chris tried to assure them.
"Not a big deal?"
"You have a lesbian stuck on your leg, Kirkpatrick. That is a huge deal!"
"No wait, wait, I have an idea. We can turn this into something positive."
Three weeks later ...
"Hello, and welcome to Adopt A Homosexual. I'm your host, Chris Kirkpatrick, and this is my pet lesbian, Melle."
OKay, so technically, this should go in the puppies friends group, but I figured everyone needs a giggle right now, yes?
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(and I wanna grip Lance's leg, if that's okay :)
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You're right; we all need a giggle about now. Do you think Joey would adopt me as his pet lesbian?
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LOL!
Well you are. ;)
And just for the record, I want to be attached to Chris as well.
And with that I'm going now.
*gggggggggggggg*
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::tugs Melle's sleeve:: Please, may I have one? pleeeeeease?
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*eyes Sandra*
Sorry, Chris.
*latches onto Sandra's leg*
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YES!
C'mon, Melle! I'll get you some Tabby p.j.s and a cherry limade, and meanwhile, you can watch Cy and Skids snog! ^_^
::snatches Chris: And you're coming too.
Chris: B-but--
We'll let you join Cy and Skids.
Chris: ... sounds good.
Whee. ^_^
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Ooooh! I bet Lance would adopt me. :)
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hey - Reggie beat me to it!!!!
me want! please? pwetty pwease? (can ya just see it now, JE on stage doing readings at a seminar in some city somewhere, with me attached to his leg ... how does a psychic medium explain that?)(Murdock wouldn't *have* to explain it - he's crazy... but John might have to).
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE STORY - IT'S funny on-screen too.... So thanks. Laughter is the best medicine...
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Thank you, Mellie! I so needed that laugh. And for the record, I'm Clint Moffatt's pet bisexual. </obsession>
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One of the many reasons I love you
Think I can be someone's pet bisexual?
Preferably the guy in the pic up there ;-)