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1French
Pronunciation: 'french
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English frencisc, from Franca Frank
Date: before 12th century
1 : of, relating to, or characteristic of France, its people, or their language
2 : of or relating to the overseas descendents of the French people
- French·ness noun

Main Entry: 2French
Function: noun
Date: 12th century
1 : a Romance language that developed out of the Vulgar Latin spoken in northern and central Transalpine Gaul and that became the literary and official language of France
2 plural in construction : the French people
3 : strong language <pardon my French>

That is the correct meaning of this word. It should not under any circumstances be used as a verb, least of all in a sex scene. It isn't right, and it sure as hell isn't sexy.

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