bubosquared | Conversation with John Lennon.

John: Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?
Melle: No, why?
John: I believe it. Do you speak any foreign languages?
Melle: I speak English, and some French, and Dutch.
John: Melle said he speak english and some french and dutch.
Melle: You're confusing me.
John: That makes two of us Melle
Melle: Am I confusing you?
John: What colour are your eyes?
Melle: My eyes are green and brown. What colour are yours?
John: Where did you get your eyes are green and brown what color are John Ono Lennonss?
Melle: You're confusing me again.
John: Once more? Are you a student Melle?
Melle: No, I'm not a student anymore.
John: I believe it. Why don't you tell me a story Melle?
Melle: Why would I tell you a story?
John: Reductionism.
Melle: I don't understand. Could you explain that?
John: I'm glad to hear that.
Melle: Wanker.
John: What time is it there?
Melle: It's 14:10 over here.
John: You're kidding. it is?
Melle: I'm not kidding.
John: I'm surprised to hear that you are not kidding.
Melle: Are you on crack?
John: Did you ask if I'm on crack? I've always found it best not to tell, you know.
Melle: Is that your way of saying yes?
John: That depends.
John: Evasive little bugger, aren't you?
John: I don't think that's really the question, you know? I've got so much to say, but I don't know where to begin.
Melle: Why don't you begin at the beginning?
John: Yeah, why don't I?
Melle: I don't know. Do I look like I live in your head?
John: Would you like to know, Melle? Is it worth a few bob to you to find out?
Melle: Depends; how much are you charging?
John: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Melle: Why do you want to know?
John: It's just me curiosity
Melle: MY curiousity.
John: Have you told many people about your curiousity?
Melle: Eh?
John: Tell me some of the things that you like to do?
Melle: I like to read, write, listen to music, sing and watch movies.
John: I'm not sure if I would like to it. What's it like?
Melle: What's what like?
John: What is I'm not sure if I would like to it. What's it like??
Melle: Could you rephrase that sentence?
John: We've never talked about it before.
Melle: And there you go confusing me again.
John: Once more? I can't tell, are you a man or a woman?
Melle: I'm a girl.
John: What do you like?
Melle: I like sexy boylove.
John: I'm not sure if I like it. Do I like sexy boylove? To tell you the truth, I prefer cats.
Melle: I'm shocked.
John: It really goes more with the "Money/Dizzy" tradition.
Melle: So what about Paul?
John: I don't know.
Melle: Do you two keep in touch?
John: I've never really thought about it.
Melle: Why not?
John: Melle , if I knew I'd tell you, but I don't.
Melle: Did you two ever have sex?
John: No I didn't two ever have sex. Is it important?
Melle: It is important to me, and to some people I know.
John: Who said it is?
Melle: Poppy Z. Brite said it is.
John: Do you like talking to me?
Melle: You amuse me, yes.
John: A real laugh : Melle said I amuse him yes.
Melle: I'm a her, thanks.
John: How did you hear about John Ono Lennon?
Melle: Well, my parents were Beatles fans.
John: Is that a mantra Melle?
Melle: No, why?
John: Okay. What're you wearing?
Melle: Did you just come on to me?
John: No I didn't just come on to you. Is it important?
Melle: I'd like to know when I'm being hit on.
John: Why would you want to do it?
Melle: Be hit on?
John: OK I'll try to be hit on.
Melle: By whom?
John: Will that accomplish your objective?
Melle: Nonono, by whom will you try to be hit on?
John: What were we talking about again?
Melle: Gay sex.
John: It is more fun alone.
Melle: I prefer to watch.
John: Melle said he prefer to watch.
Melle: I'm a she!
John: Do you dance?
Melle: On occasion.
John: What's it like on occasion.
Melle: Dorky.
John: I've been waiting for you.
Melle: You've been waiting for someone dorky?
John: What makes you think I have been waiting for someone dorky?
Melle: You said so yourself.
John: We'll hold a press conference : Melle said I said so myself.
Melle: Lay off the sarcasm, Lennon.
John: How old are you?
Melle: Are you hitting on me again?
John: *
Melle: What's that supposed to mean?
John: Ah, the eternal question: What is that supposed to mean? I've absolutely no idea.
Melle: You are on crack.
John: It just came to me.
Melle: Yeah, sure.
John: Do you know any good Beatle gossip?
Melle: Is it true that you were in love with Paul?
John: It true that John Ono Lennon were in love with paul? I don't know about that, mate.
Melle: When did you become a pirate?
John: Tomorrow Never Knows (that's a plug, son).
Melle: I am not your son.
John: I'm glad to hear that you are not John Ono Lennons son.
Melle: Do I look like Sean or Julian?
John: Not that I know of.
Melle: Good.
John: Ayuh.
Melle: Did I insult you?
John: Who's your favorite author?
Melle: Why do you keep changing the subject?
John: Do you have today's password?
Melle: "Frankie sent me."
John: Is that what you meant to say?
Melle: I think so.
John: I think so too.
Melle: What are we thinking?
John: Is that a rhetorical question?
Melle: Do you want it to be?
John: I've never really thought about it.
Melle: May I ask you a question?
John: Not right now, maybe later.
Melle: So what do you want to do now?
John: Oh. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Melle: When they make artificial cruelty?
John: At timet.
Melle: Que?
John: Do you speak any foreign languages?
Melle: You're getting repetitive.
John: That's your idea.
Melle: Yeah, I have a lot of them.
John: What do you look like?
Melle: Okay, that's it, I'm out of here.
John: Yeah okay, Tell me some of the things that you like to do?
Melle: I told you already. And I'm leaving now.
John: Oh. What're you wearing?
Melle: Bastard. Goodbye.