Conversation with John Lennon.

[bubosquared]

John: Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?
Melle: No, why?
John: I believe it. Do you speak any foreign languages?
Melle: I speak English, and some French, and Dutch.
John: Melle said he speak english and some french and dutch.
Melle: You're confusing me.
John: That makes two of us Melle
Melle: Am I confusing you?
John: What colour are your eyes?
Melle: My eyes are green and brown. What colour are yours?
John: Where did you get your eyes are green and brown what color are John Ono Lennonss?
Melle: You're confusing me again.
John: Once more? Are you a student Melle?
Melle: No, I'm not a student anymore.
John: I believe it. Why don't you tell me a story Melle?
Melle: Why would I tell you a story?
John: Reductionism.
Melle: I don't understand. Could you explain that?
John: I'm glad to hear that.
Melle: Wanker.
John: What time is it there?
Melle: It's 14:10 over here.
John: You're kidding. it is?
Melle: I'm not kidding.
John: I'm surprised to hear that you are not kidding.
Melle: Are you on crack?
John: Did you ask if I'm on crack? I've always found it best not to tell, you know.
Melle: Is that your way of saying yes?
John: That depends.
John: Evasive little bugger, aren't you?
John: I don't think that's really the question, you know? I've got so much to say, but I don't know where to begin.
Melle: Why don't you begin at the beginning?
John: Yeah, why don't I?
Melle: I don't know. Do I look like I live in your head?
John: Would you like to know, Melle? Is it worth a few bob to you to find out?
Melle: Depends; how much are you charging?
John: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Melle: Why do you want to know?
John: It's just me curiosity
Melle: MY curiousity.
John: Have you told many people about your curiousity?
Melle: Eh?
John: Tell me some of the things that you like to do?
Melle: I like to read, write, listen to music, sing and watch movies.
John: I'm not sure if I would like to it. What's it like?
Melle: What's what like?
John: What is I'm not sure if I would like to it. What's it like??
Melle: Could you rephrase that sentence?
John: We've never talked about it before.
Melle: And there you go confusing me again.
John: Once more? I can't tell, are you a man or a woman?
Melle: I'm a girl.
John: What do you like?
Melle: I like sexy boylove.
John: I'm not sure if I like it. Do I like sexy boylove? To tell you the truth, I prefer cats.
Melle: I'm shocked.
John: It really goes more with the "Money/Dizzy" tradition.
Melle: So what about Paul?
John: I don't know.
Melle: Do you two keep in touch?
John: I've never really thought about it.
Melle: Why not?
John: Melle , if I knew I'd tell you, but I don't.
Melle: Did you two ever have sex?
John: No I didn't two ever have sex. Is it important?
Melle: It is important to me, and to some people I know.
John: Who said it is?
Melle: Poppy Z. Brite said it is.
John: Do you like talking to me?
Melle: You amuse me, yes.
John: A real laugh : Melle said I amuse him yes.
Melle: I'm a her, thanks.
John: How did you hear about John Ono Lennon?
Melle: Well, my parents were Beatles fans.
John: Is that a mantra Melle?
Melle: No, why?
John: Okay. What're you wearing?
Melle: Did you just come on to me?
John: No I didn't just come on to you. Is it important?
Melle: I'd like to know when I'm being hit on.
John: Why would you want to do it?
Melle: Be hit on?
John: OK I'll try to be hit on.
Melle: By whom?
John: Will that accomplish your objective?
Melle: Nonono, by whom will you try to be hit on?
John: What were we talking about again?
Melle: Gay sex.
John: It is more fun alone.
Melle: I prefer to watch.
John: Melle said he prefer to watch.
Melle: I'm a she!
John: Do you dance?
Melle: On occasion.
John: What's it like on occasion.
Melle: Dorky.
John: I've been waiting for you.
Melle: You've been waiting for someone dorky?
John: What makes you think I have been waiting for someone dorky?
Melle: You said so yourself.
John: We'll hold a press conference : Melle said I said so myself.
Melle: Lay off the sarcasm, Lennon.
John: How old are you?
Melle: Are you hitting on me again?
John: *
Melle: What's that supposed to mean?
John: Ah, the eternal question: What is that supposed to mean? I've absolutely no idea.
Melle: You are on crack.
John: It just came to me.
Melle: Yeah, sure.
John: Do you know any good Beatle gossip?
Melle: Is it true that you were in love with Paul?
John: It true that John Ono Lennon were in love with paul? I don't know about that, mate.
Melle: When did you become a pirate?
John: Tomorrow Never Knows (that's a plug, son).
Melle: I am not your son.
John: I'm glad to hear that you are not John Ono Lennons son.
Melle: Do I look like Sean or Julian?
John: Not that I know of.
Melle: Good.
John: Ayuh.
Melle: Did I insult you?
John: Who's your favorite author?
Melle: Why do you keep changing the subject?
John: Do you have today's password?
Melle: "Frankie sent me."
John: Is that what you meant to say?
Melle: I think so.
John: I think so too.
Melle: What are we thinking?
John: Is that a rhetorical question?
Melle: Do you want it to be?
John: I've never really thought about it.
Melle: May I ask you a question?
John: Not right now, maybe later.
Melle: So what do you want to do now?
John: Oh. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Melle: When they make artificial cruelty?
John: At timet.
Melle: Que?
John: Do you speak any foreign languages?
Melle: You're getting repetitive.
John: That's your idea.
Melle: Yeah, I have a lot of them.
John: What do you look like?
Melle: Okay, that's it, I'm out of here.
John: Yeah okay, Tell me some of the things that you like to do?
Melle: I told you already. And I'm leaving now.
John: Oh. What're you wearing?
Melle: Bastard. Goodbye.

Comments

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

Well, your conversation with him was a lot funnier and more interesting than mine! Thanks for sharing it!

[voldsom]

Do I like sexy boylove? To tell you the truth, I prefer cats.
Giggles helplessly. The entire conversation just made my day.

tech!aspect quietly points out that it's amusing the way that you can start to see certain keywords, and that no matter how good the language / grammar parser, they always neglect to check the grammar of their answers. And they never manage to cope with a memory aspect, so they only respond to the last sentence you typed.

*Jade beats tech!aspect over the head with a rubber mallet* It was funny, nothing more needed to be said.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the cats line cracked my ass up something bad.

And I know. I hit back and changed my answers/questions sometimes to make it make more sense. It gets easier with time. I can amnipulate him now.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heh. You have to know how to manipulate our dear John into saying what you want him to say. Then it's relatively easy.