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( Quotes. New and oldish-but-never-seen-before. )

In other news, Fleur and I are RPing the most disturbing random RP ever. Just sayin'.

Mother. of. fuck!

Melle: Have you read the one where we ripped apart the most horrid M/O EVER?
Fleur: Yes. <g>
Melle: I'm willing to suffer a lot in the name of M/O, but when Marcus grows BREASTS, I draw the line.
Fleur: *pets Marcus* *gropes his breasts*
Melle: *covers eyes* Okay, I like "wake up girl" fics, but ...
Fleur: I like them, too, but no.
Fleur: !!! "Marcus woke up as a girl and decided his first order of business would be to seduce Oliver Wood."
Melle: Marcus: *wake up, sees self in mirror, realises is girl* *SPROING*
Terence: *rubs eyes* "Marcus? Why are you on the ceiling?
Melle: lt;lt;-- once had a girl!Larry Mullen bunny
Melle: I'm sorry, but girl!Marcus DOES NOT COMPUTE
Fleur: GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO WRITE IT JUST TO SHOW IT CAN BE DONE.
Fleur: GOD HE WOULD BE AN UGLY WOMAN.
Melle: As opposed to the georgeous bloke he actually is?
Melle: And oooh, *encourage*
Fleur: *dies laughing*
Melle: (Ahaha! Terence: "Wow. You have ... tits." *pokes at them*)
Fleur: (Marcus: *smacks Terence's hand* Sod the fuck off!)
Melle: Hm. girl!HP stories. Jordan was writing this girl!Seamus story once.
Fleur: I want girl!Marcus, man, and Adrian and Ter being perverts.
Fleur: *dies laughing*
Melle: And Marcus stomping over to the Gryffindor table because that's the only place he'll be safe from Ade and Ter's groping!
Fleur: And Oliver and Percy are just going "...?!?!"
Melle: And the twins ogling his cleavage.
Fleur: Yes. And he's just SULKING and Oliver's sort of leering and Percy kicks him under the table.
Melle: (Dear self: the word "Boobies" is not as funny as you seem to think.)
Fleur: And then Marcus opens his mouth and, well, teeth, and the dorks are just going "... okay, who are you?"
Fleur: (Oh, but it is.)
Melle: Marcus: *snarl*
Twins: "... FLINT?" *die laughing, do not recover for the next few days*
Fleur: And Oliver's just glaring and going "It can't be Flint, idiots, Flint is male."

( The REAL madness. )

And then Fleur had to leave, saving me from losing my het virginity to this insanity. Oi. (And yet, it was ... strangely hot. Then again, I need professional help, so what do I know?)

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Fucking LJ releasing my fucking cmments overnight.

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The Two Towers Countdown: 8 days
Birthday Countdown: 10 days
Christmas Countdown: 14 days

I may be on lateish tonight. Going to see a movie, possibly XXX, with my BRAND NEW MOVIE CARD! Woo! I'm far too excited about this.

Stupid people may fucking bite me. </random irritation> (Why yes, I am a veritable ray of fucking sunshine today!) And um, right. If the searing headache I'mn suffering right now could please identify itself as either a migraine(ish) headache or a sinus infection headache, I'd be most grateful. And oh, look, LJ is down. Crap.

I would also be most grateful if lee_jordan_ would stop mocking secretseeker's non-existing dancing skills.

Note to self: STOP BREAKING SHIT! In the last 24 hours, I've broken my Garfield mug (after seven years, including two years of lugging the thing around on the train, sniff), a plate, and now I managed to make a button sproing off my blouse just by stretching my arms behind my back. NICE ONE, SELF!

And will someone please convince me I shouldn't go to the midnight showing of TTT when I have WORK the next day?

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[Poll #82302]

In other news, why can I not yet reserve tickets for the double showing of FotR and TTT on the 17th/18th? Bitcheeees!

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( New icons! )

Yes, only eight yet. This way, I've room to add two more should I chose to.

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Cannot stop giggling. Help me.

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So yes, I did like XXX. And um. I appear to be talking myself into going to watch the double feature of FotR and TTT. My knees may never forgive me.

In other news, I am currently telling my baby brother what RPing is all about. (He now knows that I = Harry, and about the H/D. Oh, hell.)