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Dear NaNoWriMo site: I concur with Katie. Please update your ass so I can register. No love, Melle.

While I'm waiting for that, a survey! ( Notches in my fandom bedpost. )

And good god, is is Let's Break Melle's HEART Day or something? Owowow!

And damn you, Jeanne, now I'm back in full Dark!War!fic mode. Grrrr. *shakes fist* Perhaps I ought to see what my improv machine comes up with. Hm.

I think I'm going to abuse my microphone some more when I get home. Anything in particular anyone wants to hear me say/sing?

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My characters always seem to do things, or have things happen to them, "suddenly". At times, "abruptly". I take this to mean that even my characters are Not Smooth.

Hrm. I hate noticing overuse of certain words in my own writing. Grr.

Am writing War!Marcus/Lee. Am blaming Jeanne.

Um. Snippet, anyone?

Triple drabble. Marcus and the War, with a side dish of Lee. Jeanne's fault.

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Still not entirely sure what the point of that was, but there you go. Hm. Elfie, feel free to put it on the Marcus/Lee site if you think it qualifies.

Open letter

To: The headache currently residing behind my left eye
From: Me
Re: Ow

Get out, dammit, I took painkillers an hour ago. Why are you still here? Could you at the very least give me my full eyesight back? Please?

Argh.

Much hate,
Melle

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So I do a search on my last name on ICQ, to see if anyone else in my family's on it, and I find this. My dad's a 45-year old woman!

*laughs hysterically*

Dear brain: I know we've a whole bunch of cousins, but I'm trying to recall the name of the one who looks like Bill Weasley. Some help would be nice. In pain, Melle.

Bunny? Bunny!

Melle: Lee: **clings to you** "Evil! War!fic ... Bole ... Flint ... RAPE! EEEVVIIIILL!!!!" **breaks down sobbing**
Melle: I have no idea what he's on about. **whistles innocently**
Jordan: ::pets lee::
Jordan: you wanna send me yours, i'll end you what i've got of mine?
Melle: Well. It's not that much of a fic yet. Just the triple drabble I posted.
Melle: So. Right. Now, on the train, I was thinking about it s'more.
Melle: And. Yes.
Melle: Lee hates me now.
Jordan: NOOOOOOO
Jordan: lee! it's GOOD STUFF!
Melle: Well. Lee doesn't really like the idea of being raped by Bole.
Jordan: oh boy
Jordan: that's... right
Jordan: ::cuddles lee::
Melle: And Marcus rescues him.
Jordan: SLHDSLFKJHDSH!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan: SHUT UP!!!!
Jordan: MARCUS FLINT!!! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD!!!!!
Melle: And. I don't know. there's a bit where Marcus says something like "Not that I have any right to [say Bole's a monster for raping Lee]." And Lee says "There's a difference between rough and rape, you know."
Jordan: gah
Melle: Good gah? Bad gah?
Jordan: good gah
Jordan: ow, yours is painful
Jordan: i'm trying to write light fluffy high!boys and i'm reading this and thinking "my poor baby..." about lee
Melle: and he cut off his dreadlocks!
Jordan: YES!!!!!!!!
Jordan: SKLFHDSFKJHSFKJHSDF
Jordan: nothing to tug!
Jordan: nothing to pull!
Melle: And Marcus keeps like. looking at Lee's head and remembering how he used to pull the dreads.
Melle: Ahaha!
Melle: See? onebrain.
Jordan: lkjsfklasjfn
Jordan: give it BACK!
Jordan: i need it! you're SO stealing it!
Melle: Dude, HAVE IT! Lee HATES me!
Jordan: I LOVE HIM!!!!!!
Jordan: ::loves lee in the most naughty way::
Melle: I'm wanting to write Marcus/Lee h/c. This is SO OOC and SO bizarre!
Jordan: h/c?
Melle: hurt/comfort
Jordan: ahhhh
Jordan: quite bizarre, but in that good way

So. Yes.