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Chibvi!Harry is a feminist. (Yes, he's male, no, he doesn't seem to care. I don't get it either.)

And Mmm, chibi!Millie. Yes. Fuck.

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I seem to have quite a bit more of a Gryffindor in me than I thought.

So I'm just sitting at my desk, bored, when suddenly I hear something in the meeting room, and I see someone I'm quite sure is not one of my coworkers. I rush into the MR, and what do I see but two guys (I'm quite sure they were younger than I, actually) packing up our data projector, calm and easy.

So I run after them (stupidly not even thinking to yell for help), manage to get myself between the one with the projector and the emergency exit, and slowing him down long enough that he got seperated from his mate. He gets past me, but I grab hold of his jacket while he's on the stairs, and get the projector to my head as a reward.

Result: got the projector back, working and everything, a bump to the head, scrape on my arm and elbow, and a nice bruised and cut knee. Ow.

Note to self: Stop being a hero, bitch. Ravenclaw, not Gryffindor.

Drabble. Oliver/Percy-ish

For Fleur, and because If I'm going to be limping for the next week, I'm going to make BroomBoy suffer with me! Muahahaha! (Why is Percy giving me an Evil Glare?)

( bruises )

Ahahahaha!

Just got an email from a woman called Moran, about work. Am far more amused by this than I should be.

Must not ask her if she knows anyone named Troy and/or Mullet.

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To: Poppy Z Brite
From: A bewildered ex-fan
Re: This

Yo

WTF? I concur with Ang. your badge of coolness is revoked. Here, have a "Big Fat Hypocrite" one instead.

(Oh and incidentally, it is entirely possible to be biologically female, male-gendered, and yet not rag on women, you know. Just a thought. If you don't believe me, there's this mate of mine you ought to meet.)

Absolutely no love whatsoever,
Melle

Update

Bloke on the fourth floor actually saw the bastards and recons he got a good enough look at them to be able to identify them. Good. I want these assholes caught and punished if at all possible. As much as I realise I wouldn't have gotten hurt if I'd not been such an idiot, I also don't appreciate people throwing hardware at my head.

And on that note, if you're looking for a good, sturdy portable data projector, buy a Sony. Anything that can be smacked against my hard head and fall down several stairs, and still work perfectly, is a good piece of electronics, yo.